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The original Number 5 was a reference to how many continents he’s had sex on, so this kinda implies that Lou’s quarantine is being spent fucking like a beast at the Antarctic Research Station
I want to know which inhabited continent you think he’s avoiding by making Antarctica his 6th
One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard
What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.
GreatBigStuff is a brand name and registered trademark associated with and describes a unique line of products that are oversized replicas of everyday items. So
found a website that only sells oversized novelty items
The whole lotta nothing is hands down the greatest thing ever sold online
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
I’ve been doing this for years
It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)
that spy kids quote was in the second movie
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.
I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.
i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities
Why she sound like Peridot?
Thanks, Karen.
Lads joyous moments
Probably the best gag of the season.
tfw you just need your players to get to the damn quest already
Listen, this show was fucking hilarious and the music was so catchy. I miss it.
turn the sound on and immediately noclip straight into hell
i promise you whatever the fuck you think you’re about to hear before you click unmute, you’re wrong.
Biggest academic flex in human history.
Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv
The newscaster puns are a whole different level.
