TOXIC.

Riley Summers • 15 • Sophomore

[rileysvmmers]

emmettsaunders:

PM: Well, the invitation from before still stands, Riles. But you know, like you said, you’re far to busy with cheer and that foreign exchange kid. So, if you can’t take me up on it that’s fine. Maybe ask the foreign kid to try it for you in the mean time. 

PM: I guess I could ask him, but like, how would you hear it then? Since the whole point was proving you wrong about the purring and stuff. It wouldn’t really work unless you’d do it yourself, right? So um, you probably should do it then. I’m pretty soft too so I’m totes sure you’d enjoy it.

[rileysvmmers]

emmettsaunders:

Right. You’re being a little weird, Summers. Maybe you should take that issue up with someone else. Nah, I’m happy with my cat. She’s precious, thanks for the suggestion though. Right, a loser and stuff. Guess I forgot. I should probably let you go and get back to your busy schedule then. Thanks for taking a few minutes out of your day though, it’s appreciated. 

PM: Well um, if you like don’t believe me, then I guess I could show you or whatever. But it doesn’t really work when I scratch behind my own ear so like, I kinda need someone else to do it...

[rileysvmmers]

emmettsaunders:

She is, she’s super soft. And makes the sweetest little meows when you scratch behind her ear. You should come see for yourself, Riles. I’m sure she’d love you. She loves just about anyone. What are you doing tonight? Maybe you can come by and say hello?

Oh yea? Well, I can totes make those too when someone scratches behind my ear! It’s really not that difficult to do, Em. I don’t know. I don’t really like cats. You should have gotten a puppy instead. Um, why would I wanna do that? You’re like a loser and stuff? And I have like other things to do like um, practicing my cheer routines and like, making out with the foreign exchange student so...

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I’d like to introduce the internet to my new cat. Her name is Juno, she’s tiny and precious, and the greatest cuddler to ever exist. Thank you to dad for getting her after my last kitten passed, I can’t wait for the rest of you to get to know her. 

[rileysvmmers]

Oh..... well she totes doesn’t look that cuddly to me. I could like, think of many other pets and um, people that are way more cuddly, and more tiny, and more precious... so you’re like totes wrong, Emmett. 

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PM || Emiley

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Syd told me your dad popped back up. Nah, don’t worry about it. My sister is cool. She’s not gonna charge you for it, okay? Just come by tomorrow afternoon and we’ll take your measurements. It’ll be fine. 

In case I ever did feel like wanting to do it. And FYI, that means you were hot enough for me to consider it. 

[rileysvmmers]

Oh, did she... well, dad like already left again so no worries about that either... he probably went to the doctor or something since he was sick... Are you like sure about that? That she would do it for free?

Oh, okay... 

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PM || Emiley

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Oh, yea we are. Is that really what you’re worried about? I’m sure my sister could help you with that if worse comes to worse. She’s good at getting clothes for cheap, and making clothes and stuff. Maybe she can make something for you if Lily has an issue getting you something?

Nah, that’s not what I’m saying. Don’t put words in my mouth, I was just wondering if you would.

[rileysvmmers]

Um, yea? Like, what other stuff would I worry about? Oh, that would be nice, but I don’t know if we have money for it, even if it’s cheap. I have to ask my sister, I guess...

Then like, what are you saying? That you don’t want to? ...Why not? Am I like not hot enough or something? Why were you wondering about it?

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PM || Emiley

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Oh cool, yea me too…. why are you nervous about it? It’s just a dance, babe…. you really don’t sound that convincing. You know, you can talk to me if you need to about anything, right? 

Right, I thought so. Good to know. 

[rileysvmmers]

I know, but like, we’re supposed to go all fancy dressed, right? I just realized that I don’t even have clothes like that, and like, I’d never be able to fit into my brothers’ clothes since they are all giants so like, that kinda sucks... But no worries, I’ll ask my sister Lily if she can like help me fix that problem and stuff. She’s awesome at fixing problems. It’s totes gonna be okay... Pinky swear.

Um, okay?? Does that mean you like, wanna try it with me then? I’m kinda confused now, Emmett...

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PM || Emiley

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You sure there bud? You don’t sound too convincing there? Anything you need to talk about at all? 

Is this the part where you say that we should try it together….?

[rileysvmmers]

Yea, totes! I’m just really excited about going to the dance and stuff... maybe like a little bit nervous about it too, that’s all... but like, definitely not sad or something...

Um, yes??

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PM || Emiley

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Yea, I guess you have a point. Well, I guess you must be one of the happiest people then. Since the not hot ones feel sad.

Oh, alright. Good, then keep making sure. Nope, apparently not…. Sex in the showers? No. I haven’t. Why?

[rileysvmmers]

Duh, of course I am... Why would I be sad? Like you said, I’m hot, plus I got asked out by the QB. It’s been an awesomesauce day for me. Totes.

Oh, no reason, really.. I was just wondering, because it’s like really nice.. you should try it some time..

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PM || Emiley

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You know, since you had so many guys after you to begin with. i can’t imagine they’ll be happy if they think I’m new competition. 

Oh, that. Great, uh yea, i’ll be ready….Gee, thanks Riley. Glad you find me so appealing to the eye. Wow, you do? I’m flattered Riles, really, that’s so nice of you. But maybe try keeping your eyes to yourself in the locker room. wouldn’t want to make any of the other football players that want you mad at me, you know?

[rileysvmmers]

Hmm, but like, they’re just gonna have to accept it, you know? That’s just what life is like if you’re not that hot. You know, not being very happy and stuff...

No worries, I totes make sure no one notices. You didnt even notice it yourself, Em. Oh, um, something else.. I was like kinda wondering if you ever had sex in the showers before. Just curious. Totes.

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PM || Emiley

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Trust me, I want to. It’s probably better i don’t make it too obvious anyway. You know… wouldn’t wanna make anyone jealous or something. 

Ready? For what, exactly? Well… uh… they also like sparkle and stuff. And that’s kinda cute. 

[rileysvmmers]

Uh? Make anyone jealous? What do you mean by that?

I think you know what I mean, Em... Hmm, yea, they do! My eyes are like super pretty. I like your eyes too, just not as much as I like the rest of your hot body, you know? Sometimes I like, sorta check you out in the lockerroom, and then I fantasize about touching your abs and like showering with you and stuff.. but I guess you don’t really mind that, right? Since I now know you want me and all, I figured I should let you know~

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PM || Emiley

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I do? Huh, wow. I’ll have to tone it down a bit then…. 

Good. Yea yea, I will be. I wouldn’t set a time if I didn’t think I could be ready by then. Yea, nice eyes. Oh… uh… They’re very…. blue. Blue is a nice color. I like it.

[rileysvmmers]

Nah, you totes don’t have to! Actually, I think its like really hot... so like, feel free to be even more obvi about it!

No dummy, I mean like, I hope you’re ~ready~. Yea, blue is totes a great color, but like, is that really all? 

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PM || Emiley

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Uh… right, well, I wouldn’t put it that way. But sure, yea. That’s how much I like you, sure. 

Oh, you did? Well, alright then, great. That means we’re good to go. I’ll make sure to pick you up around 7, alright? So, try to be ready by then… and right, a compliment in return… you have really nice eyes. Okay? Good. 

[rileysvmmers]

Wow, really?? Um, I mean, of course you do! I was only kidding, duh! You make it kinda obvi that you want me, Em. 

I’ll be ready, and hopefully you’ll be ready for me too~~ Nice eyes? That’s all? Okay... well, what do you like so much about them? 

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PM || Emiley

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Oh yea of course, that’s really nice of you to Riley. Right, yea, I can see where you’re getting that from. Haven’t you ever heard the whole “if a guy is mean to you it means he likes you” thing….?

I don’t know, I was thinking maybe if you said no I could just ask Ashley or something. You sure? I mean, he won fair and square. It wouldn’t be right of me to just steal his date right out from under him. Thanks Riles, glad you think so.

[rileysvmmers]

I'm like always really nice, Emmett. Oh yes, I think I’ve heard of that before. Guess that means you must really like me, huh? Like, a lot... Like, thinking-about-me-when-you-touch-yourself a lot, right?? Yea, I totes thought so!

Ashes?? No! Like, you really don’t wanna do that. She doesn’t put out for boys so, like, you won’t have much fun. Besides, I already texted Avery that I’m going with you so that problem is like totes solved already, no worries. I’m totes excited! Oh, and you know, usually when someone gives you a compliment it’s like polite and stuff to say something nice back, you know? Just saying...

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PM || Emiley

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Wow, that seems like such a hard decision. Good thing you handled it so well. Other wise you would have had quite the predicament on your hands… shame I missed that though. I’m sure you and Avery will have fun together though, he’s great. 

Yea, I was. Too bad though, I’ll make sure to try to get there earlier next time. Guess I’m gonna just have to bring a different cheerio or something. 

[rileysvmmers]

Thanks, Em! I tried to be fair about it, you know? Uh, yeah, I think we will but like, I didn’t know you were going to ask me?? Not that it’s that weird that you would... but maybe just a little weird? Since you’re usually like, kinda mean and stuff to me... 

Wait, which Cheerio? No, you don’t have to! I could just tell Avery I’m going with you, it’s not like a problem or something. I mean, you totes have like really hot abs too... and you know, like super sexy arms and everything... unff.

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PM || Emiley

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I don’t know. Things could be going on within the lives of others that i don’t know about, which is why I asked. Aw you do? Darn, guess I’m too late then. Oh, yea, of course. That’s why I was gonna ask you, guess I gotta ask someone else now. Shucks. Have fun with whoever you’re going with though.

[rileysvmmers]

Yea, you totes ar super late, Emmett. I got like a bunch of guys asking me out like on the day the dance was announced. It was like really hard to pick someone, so I was like, I should totes pick the jock with the hottest abs, obvi. So, then I made them like all lift their shirts and stuff and uh, long story short, that’s why I’m going with Avery. 

....Um, wait, what?? You were gonna ask me???

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PM || Emiley

So, Miller, I assume you’re going to the homecoming dance thing this week right? Right. Uh, you probably need a date for that, right? Right. At least I’m assuming you still would. Do you still need one of those? 

[rileysvmmers]

Um, hi? Yes, I’m like totes going? Why wouldn’t I be going?? I wouldn’t want to miss out on having a super fun time, Emmett. Well duh, of course I have a date. Going by yourself is like for losers and stuff, everyone knows that.