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🇨🇺🇺🇸 the blog formally known as ellamasarwasgoals

[nooo-tim]

Tumblr just doesn't have that zing anymore

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[equal-pay]

Thank god Ali got out because tbh this mid life crisis delusion is out of this world.

Signed: an average person with the same number of world cup and Olympics minutes.

Source:

[instant-yuri-machine]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

The dumpster is a lot less likely to catch fire and kill people

[prof-grace-aspen]

The dumpster keeps trash OFF the streets.

[redbullracingrenault]

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

[not100bees]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[mikufanclub]

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

[depsidase]

[thepunkpanther]

"What's your point?" "My point is you should call your son." "What if he won't talk to me?" "At least you'll know. Then you could stop worrying about it. You won't have to be afraid anymore. I don't care how mad I was, I'd talk to my dad. Especially around the holidays." "I don't know." "Just give it a shot. For your granddaughter anyway. I'm sure she misses you. And the presents."

HOME ALONE (1990) dir. Chris Columbus

[ruinedchildhood]

[doggirlpaws]

That's the original??

[jonbutter]

[capacity]

Okay well

[jbaileyfansite]

Close up of Jonathan Bailey as Dr Henry Loomis in Jurassic World Rebirth

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[writerswritecompany]

Daily Writing Prompt

[ancanthus]

wicked truly has the funniest fucking foreshadowing ever. that pretty guy singing about how great it is to be brainless? yeah don't worry about that. oh the wizard saying he feels strangely paternal towards elphaba??? nahhhhhhh that's wild, anyway. oh nessa being gifted some handmade, sentimental shoes from her older sister?????? it's not importantttttt baby girl

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[carfuckerlynch]

[ID: 1. a picture of a juvenile cheeta sitting with a nearly polite posture. he is looking at the camera and the angle makes his eyes enormous. he has blood on his muzzle. /end

2. an illustration of a TBH creature; a small, simply illustrated 2D creature with short legs, a round white head, and big, dark, wet eyes lying in a puddle of blood with its feet tucked under it. it has blood on its mouth and feet. /end ID]

[specialvalentinesunit]

[browsethestacks]

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