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[girlzero]

brainfog girlies make some noise if you're fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[butterflyhamster]

logging into tumblr like yes i love women and my hobbies include yearning and being silly.

[hotdogonawheelchair]

Guilty.

[nakamatoo]

If you lose a race against Turbo Granny, she'll put a curse on you.

[totally-sapphic-posts]

Girlfriend: “you sure you still love me?”

Me: *daydreaming about when we get married one day**thinking about how much I love her in my life**wondering if it’s too soon to move in together*

[violettressedd]

i could only ever date a girl that's truly odd or strange i believe. idk it turns me on. i find their erratic vocabulary and useless knowledge endearing

[honeydewcorporation]

"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly

[aropride]

[rhynee]

people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task

but i cant fucking do the task

[dirtydrill]

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being

[the-future-is-chrome]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

[catboybiologist]

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[mackonfire]

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

[jurynullification]

Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min

[warriortomaiden]

HEY! This is an unfair stereotype! Sometimes I see a girl performing masterful displays of unarmed combat and lose all higher cognitive function! I have LAYERS, you know

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[mr-deep-downer]

[geslotencirkel]

"kill them with kindness" noo omg kill them with like. boiling oil