Fifty Shades of Gay in the USA

Hey it's me, your resident Scorpio! Julian, I'm pansexual, no I don't fuck frying pans, I FUCKING LOVE METROID, and a douchebag sometimes, usually, most often, all the time... Hey scroll down and look stuff! (Gender fluid?[Still feeling it out to])(Any pronouns my dude) (Melancholic) skype/kik: tildeaththekid

[ripari-the-merc]

MOVING ACCOUNTS

Follow me over at ripari-the-hydra!

[myfairgolightly]

what if a bobcat had a bob cut

[myfairgolightly]

[nikki2far]

that bob cat is out on the prowl for the manager

[markv5]

Когда приехал от бабушки

[dustingrayves]

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

[ripari-the-merc]

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

[iu]

other ppl on tumblr: have cliques groupchats @ each other all the time 

me: lonely hermit talks to myself reblogs memes

[quotegrumps]

I’m going on a butthole sniffing adventure, with you, my friend Dan!

Arin Hanson (via quotegrumps)

[ripari-the-merc]

me: blushes irl while flirting with a character in a game

[houseofjonn]

[impatient14]

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

[ripari-the-merc]

Add me on Steam pls?

My Steam Name is Ripari, so far I have TF2, DOTA 2, and Paladins (Don’t judge me I can’t afford Overwatch yet).

[cutesoylatte]

This is a true crime documentary

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial

pretty clear to me who comes out on top…

[boroslegionaries]

The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.

[dirtbaby2016]

wrong.

[boroslegionaries]

explain?

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commerical

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[thatsthat24]

How…dare…

[thenewmetropolitan]

[the-frozen-city]

Gives me life

[plum-soup]

only good anime is hit british anime wallace and gromit

[justbadpuns]

I hope 13 Reasons Why has 12 more series so I can say 13 Seasons Why

[animelaserdisc]

[dr-archeville]

The Furbinomicon

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker