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i want to love a man the way eliza loved alexander but i also want a man to love me as much as lafayette loved america

One day I want to be rich so I can leave an unsuspecting server a $1000 tip.

I always think this too, and it’s a fantastic thing to dream of doing, but you know what’s even more awesome? Leaving an unsuspecting server a $20 tip. Heck, leaving a single unsuspecting server a $5 tip for that delicious coffee they made you - it’s the little things, those perfectly unsuspected, unnecessary, perfect little things that just completely make your day. You don’t have to be a millionaire to throw a splash of amazement into someone’s life - just throw a little simple generosity out there, and watch the smiles blossom.

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#okay I wish I was rich enough to leave someone a 20 dollar tip

cendaya

“When I was little I couldn’t find a Barbie that looked like me, my…how times have changed. Thank you @barbie for this honor and for allowing me to be apart of your diversification and expansion of the definition of beauty.”

eroscestlavie

WHERE are the lesbian mountain women

eroscestlavie

in the mountains. fuck. of course theyre in the mountains. i fucked this post up

agarthanguide

I drew the lesbian mountain women i didn’t know how else to comfort you.

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what a shame the poor grooms bride is a

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Donald Trump supporter

11rooks

oh god thats worse

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@la-lune-et-sav

redandfranticfeelings

2016 presidential candidates high school au

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hilary is the cocky senior who doesnt rlly spend any time on her work bc her college apps are in already

bernies also a senior but he wants to help the freshmen get accustommed to the school, he still cares

carson gets the highest grades but ends up alone at lunch cuz people dont like talking to him

trump whines about everything cuz he was homeschooled most of his life and when he fails a test after not studying he blames the teacher

jeb got trapped in a locker for 5 hours straight

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JEB

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I wish I was as skinny as the first time I thought I was fat.

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when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

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why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated? is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style

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GUYS

I know everybody’s losing their mind over the possibility of a female Burr and I am too but can we please stop for a second and imagine a lady Washington

the intro of “Right Hand Man” and the “here comes the general”/”RISE UP” repetition giving way to A BADASS WOMAN TURNING AROUND. SWORD IN HAND. “WE ARE OUTGUNNED! OUTMANNED!” the cannons! the sheer visual of seeing that kind of pure intense MILITARY RESPECT directed at a woman! when have we ever seen this onstage?

all of “Meet Me Inside” with a woman as Washington – the sort of narrative justice of seeing Hamilton’s mom die in the opening and then “Your wife needs you alive, son, I need you alive” coming from a father figure played by a woman – the textual layers, my friends….

honestly, everything about it – “young man, I’m from Virginia, so watch your mouth,” “winning was easy, young man, governing’s harder,” literally everything. I love this. where is the prospective Lady George Washington art. where is the meta on this. why aren’t we talking about this

Im rebecca

You are now 18, standing on the precipice, trembling before your own greatness. who say you are too young and delicate to make anything happen for yourself. They don’t see the part of you that smolders. Don’t let their doubting drown out the sound of your own heartbeat. Your bravery builds beyond you. You are needed by all the little girls still living in secret, writing oceans made of monsters and throwing like lightening. You are stronger than the world has ever believed you to be. The world laid out before you to set on fire. All you have to do is burn. This is your call to leap. There will always being those You are the first drop of a hurricane. You don’t need to grow up to find greatness. ― Clementine Von Radics

teapopu

tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins the election and the other candidates have to team up and go back in time to stop him but along the way jeb bush realizes his dream to dance and ted cruz goes rogue and becomes the zodiac killer

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.