many fucking days without an accident

Mattie | She/Her | Amurican | Team Mystic | quote of the week: "I'll go off on my grandma, I don't give a fuck" -kayla

[halflifealyx]

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

[goawaythisblogisinactive-blog]

SHIT

[castleoflions]

#HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING OH MY GODDDDDD

[bluechirri]

I’M

WHEEZING 

[inkystars]

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

[flacodev-deactivated20131219]

You need to see it.

[atesan]

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!

[barnesftrogers]

REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME A FAKE SUPERNATURAL MOVIE TRAILER LOOKED BETTER THAN ANY REAL MOVIE EVER

[damav-deactivated20141121]

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIIIEEEE

[kaity--did]

GREATEST EVER

[skellgate]

Sam just drinking at the end oh god why can’t this be real

[yallstillhere]

[everyoneelsehasallthegoodurls]

I went to public school.

[lichen-soup-scribe]

So, pretty frequently writers screw up when they write about injuries. People are clonked over the head, pass out for hours, and wake up with just a headache… Eragon breaks his wrist and it’s just fine within days… Wounds heal with nary a scar, ever…

I’m aiming to fix...

[destielfanfic]

Hi! I recently read 'Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is)' and I was wondering if you knew of any good fics like it? Ones where Dean and Cas get married by accident/when they're drunk/it's an arranged marriage or something and they just kind of fall into domesticity (that was sort of a bad explanation sorry)

We’ve been asked variations of this and are using this post to link all the asks in one go and organize things a bit.

fics where Dean wakes up married/dating Cas and has to come to terms with it (amnesia, transported to au, and endverse with past Dean seeing 2014!Dean/2014!Cas fic)

accidental marriage (fics most similar to Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) (submitted rec))

fake marriage

arranged + convenience marriages

From our pretend boyfriends tag, here are some fics where they fall into domesticity to some extent:

Cult-de-Sac 

For Richer or Poorer, or Maybe Just as Monster Bait (unofficially recced here; epub download is linked)

Hard Road

It’s (Sam’s) Terrible Life (submitted rec)

Of letting go 

In general, you might also be interested in our roommates and bonded tags. You’d probably also like our trapped tag.

If our followers have anything to suggest, let us know! But be sure to also let us know where it fits in. :P

[methylbenzene]

[whatevernathan-deactivated20180]

Never forget

[party-wok]

I still struggle to believe that this was a real thing.

[is-doitsu-an-instrument]

Notice how after Dashcon, nobody ever writes “Imagine a tumblr convention!!1!!1″ anymore.

[youngharlemnigga]

Lmao

[madredenutrias]

July 12th Remember

[lesbeet]

you would not believe in men

if ten million lesbians

[unclefather]

[theladytrickster]

If that doesn’t say ‘suck my dick, Nazis’. I don’t know what does

[onlytwitterpics]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[93gal-deactivated20131124]

Legitness!!

[biinarykid]

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks. 

[captainthief]

laughing because Mulan looks the same

[wolfenartistofhetastuck-blog]

things i loved more then i expected, this

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever

[cana-mochi]

Meanwhile the Princes:

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

When you already faded and your homie walk into the party

[arkhamknignt-archive]

my wife, handing me our newly born child to hold for the first time: isn’t this just the most beautiful moment you’ve ever experienced?

me, thinking about diana crossing no man’s land: uh yeah its definitely up there

[ruinedchildhood]

[medievalmemery]