Virgo The Analyzer
š¾ Wanna figure things out soooo bad as to why they are pegged as the analyzers of the zodiac.
š¾ The only sign to exhaust themselves simply from OVERTHINKING!!!
(Sucks for Virgo Risings because thatās their first reaction they give due to Virgo being in the 1st house=head=the mind!)
š¾ Worst than Leoās when it comes to staring in the mirror. Virgos simply look at a mirror for 35 MINUTES because they wanna make sure every piece of hair is in place...after they criticize their nose, skin, hair,etc.
š¾ Can see through bullshit and will call bullshit out when pushed to the limit.
š¾ An angry āVirginā will either drag your ass or cut you off entirely.
š¾ Virgos simply do not just criticize,we give constructive criticism!
š¾ ARE AWARE OF THEIR FLAWS AND YOURS! š¤
š¾ Search for purity through perfectionism.
š¾ Perfectionism is a gift and a curse to a Virgo.
š¾ Canāt get away with ANYTHING and receive harsher punishments. Damn! š©
š¾ Can spot a blemish, crooked tooth, insecurity a mile away from a person!
š¾ Notice the little things and blow it out of proportion for better or for worse!
š¾ HATE being interrupted when talking
š¾ Have their own way of doing things in their fashion. MOVE OVER AQUARIUS!
š¾ Whatever house Virgo is in is where you seek purity and perfection.
š¾ Virgo Moons keep a cleaner room than Virgo Suns and Risings.
š¾ Funniest out of ALL the Earth signs.
š¾ That friend who is your personal assistant/counselor/travel partner/partner in crime!
š¾ No one can replace a Virgo EVER!
š¾ When Virgo Sun/Moon/Rising leaves, shit falls apart.
š¾ To Virgos Health=Beauty
š¾ Virgos decorate the beauty industry!
š¾ Wanna know if a Virgo person likes/cares (about) you: theyāll criticize you....then turn around and help you. If they help rearrange your life youāre in!
š¾ Will leave an event if they sense some fuck shit going on.
š¾If they decide to stay at an event, theyāll wait til itās over, get in the car (cuz they couldnāt wait to get home) and talk shit/joke about how horrible the event was!
š¾ Have stomach problems due to nerves.
š¾ āLady in the streets and freaks in the sheetsā
š¾ August Virgos have that Leo-esque vibe to them (Leoās rule the month of August)
š¾ Leoās ā¤ļø Virgos for some reason....
š¾ Virgos and Libras are BFFs (Best Frenemies Forever)
š¾ Secretly are āfeeling themselvesā from time to time. šš¾āāļø
š¾ Geminiās and Virgos, the Mercurians, make good friends for the fact that they communicate perfectly.
š¾ Very funny who they let into their lives.
š¾ Will critique lovers and then turn around and then ask themselves if they are good enough for their lovers! WTF?
š¾ Tend to attract Sagittarius ALOT or end up with them.
š¾ Virgo Suns inherit the negative traits of Virgo first before they inherit the positive ones!
š¾ Worst than Taurus when it comes to sniffing things like food, pages in books, booties....š
š¾ Theyāre Right on time, even when theyāre late!











