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I just really like bands, hockey, and bad puns

[twitblr]

we failed

[sheryl-lee]

Just because something works doesn’t mean that it cannot be improved.

Letitia Wright as SHURI in the MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

[whitepeopletwitter]

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

a look™

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

don't lose hope. the DJ will have us falling in love again before you know it.

[gretagerwisg]

LORDE The Louvre 

[vivienvalentino]

the shot that gave Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) rights

[utopians]

after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’

[sexhaver]

[peachywise]

the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it’s going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by britney spears

[energyprison]

You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we'd all get together and kill everyone in charge

[thatspectacularpigeon]

I hate people that are like "oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for.

Because saying you are and idiot is one thing

Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

[arachnofiend]

Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a “blight on the world” simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.

You wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair.

[ruffboi-mags]

that last line is on fire tho.

[redrola]

[mjalti]

[macperalta]

brooklyn nine nine no context

[soyscary]

my mom, my sister and i all go on the bachelor. we change our last names and pretend not to know eachother. the bachelor falls in love with us and all three of us make it to home towns. but then the bachelor shows up to our home and realizes. chaos ensues.

[whitepeopletwitter]

By far my favorite celebrity