A Bit Risqué

I'm a happily married lady in her thirties! I probably like that thing you like. ANTI-KINKSHAMING, ANTI-SHIP BASHING, YKINMKATO. Nudity and cheesecake abounds. My Tags! My Writing! My Ships!

[vaporwavedotorg]

2016 was eight years ago [2017]

[emmymia]

[help-me-obi-wan-ur-my-only-hope]

Obi-wan: Anakin, NO-

Obi-wan a decade later: Ashoka, NO-

Obi-wan two decades later: Leia, NO-

Obi-wan three decades later: Luke, NO-

[knicks-knacks]

It's hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it's ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like "Why can't the freaks make their own site and just go there?"

Sweetie... AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.

Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They're as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can't have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you're gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there's a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.

[cosmicwar]

“commandeered” bruce that’s just stealing. bruce that’s grand theft auto. bruce.

[tuxedosaiyan]

[valtsv]

i'm not sympathizing with that character i'm sexualizing them get it right

[valtsv]

i know what they did was fucked up and evil but they're hot and it was hot so i don't care

[greenheart-anon]

[quimerical]

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

[memewhore]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tooies]

many things can be ufos if you dont know all that much

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[unpretty]

my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured

like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll with it and barely avoid getting hit so they don’t smash their hand while going “oh ow oof what a punch ouch”

but then here comes the Joker with a comically large wooden mallet and now Clark has to figure out how Normal Human Man Clark Kent could conceivably survive this without making it obvious that he is not actually a Normal Human Man. just “oh goddammit i’ve never even seen someone get hit with one of these before, the joker’s probably seen all kinds of people get hit, he knows what this is supposed to look like but i have no goddamn idea i am so fucked”

superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv

[justakansasboy-deactivated20230]

BUT YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

POLITELY ASKING JOKER TO STOP

[unpretty]

you are completely right, clark kent asking people to please stop trying to murder him is definitely way up there on the list of reasons he is amazing

[justakansasboy-deactivated20230]

#EXCUSE ME SIR #BUT I AM TRYING TO LIVE #COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR MALLET ELSEWHERE #THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND COOPERATION #there’s no way he should be able to dodge but the joker is way too busy being mad at the gall of him to think about that #so offended that someone he had not planned to waste time on was still alive

[makiruz]

No, no; it’s even better!

Joker politely asks Clark to let him kill him

(Superman/Batman #87)

[monjustmonsideblog]

Everyone’s being so damn polite today, as a treat

[brucoenthusiast]

I'm a menace and I'm here to make it everyones problem

[angelqueen13art]

That can’t be good for his back.

Anyways, I watched Arcane and fell absolutely in love with Silco and Jinx.  So basically this picture came about because I was thinking about the most ridiculous ways Jinx and Silco can sit in that chair. It was too fun.

[ruched]

First Kiss: Georges Hobeika Spring/Summer 2022 Couture