Muffled Sounds Of Gorilla Violence

Sup, I'm 26, I'm your local Pacific Rim Uprsing denier and I'm gonna marry Clint Barton [threat]

[bobbimorses]

JUNE 18TH - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAWKEYE!

[bobbimorses]

is clint a pet name person? i cannot remember for the life of me

well naturally pretty much all of his friends get a nickname

but also, yes

[pudge-the-fish-live]

Bobbi calling Clint the world-record holder of making mistakes amuses me because she’s right

(Tigra, Bobbi Mockingbird, and Clint Barton Hawkeye in West Coast Avengers #3 [1985])

[drizzledrawings]

Big, blond, and often covered in blood

[ezzuhme]

back to my roots

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[bixels]

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

[maplebunie]

my can of

[child-of-asbestos-deactivated20]

this is such a desolate image i love it

[pansyfemme]

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[cepheusgalaxy]

[ID. Two doves cuddling, one's head buried in the neck of the other. End ID.]

[albertnatural]

sometimes i’ll see someone going through my blog and i’ll scroll down to the last post they liked and keep scrolling so that i can pretend i’m them looking at my blog in real time and imagine what they’re thinking and what it’s like to be in their skin.

[free-my-mindd]

[strixhaven-star]

[thepastneverforgets]

but wait! there's more...!

[tinymintywolf]

another commission! i should reread the fraction run tbh

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[bored-dromaeosaur]

[the-color-orange-offical]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[dancinbutterfly]

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

[corruptimles]

theres no spider pet in the game so this is what i gave my annabelle mii

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me