Riverdale Review

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me trying to figure out if the gargoyle king is real or not

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too true. 

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What Riverdale writers say: We’re doing a time jump to progress the plot!

What Riverdale writers mean: We’re incapable of resolving plotholes we created solely for shock value, so instead we’re going to use some brief and vague off-screen exposition to conclude a problem we can’t figure out how to make sense!

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gargoyle king is anyone you want it to be: riverdale theory

we’ve been thinking... the gargoyle king has been many people already. most recently we’ve seen both tall boy and moose’s father revealed to be underneath the gargoyle king mask.  additionally, other characters have been seen wearing the mask or something similar throughout the years (even betty plays a modified gargoyle king to save the girls being poisoned). what if no one in particular is behind the gargoyle king? what if it is just something people have conveniently used over the years to manipulate people? this whole season we’ve been hoping for a “reveal” like with the black hood, but what if there really isn’t a reveal to be had? 

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Season 3, Episodes 9 - 12

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we’ve been away for awhile, but we are back with new riverdale theories and musings. episodes 9, 10, 11, and 12 are covered -- join us! 

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let’s talk about cheryl

cheryl has been awfully quiet this season. sure she has stirred a bit of drama here and there but we all know she has to be planning something much bigger. could the drawing and gifts for josie be part of a larger plan? she has been slowly nudging her way into the pussy cat clan for awhile now and appears to be trying to take josie down. is this to get leverage over josie’s mom, the mayor? is that the same reason she tried to turn kevin against betty in the beginning of the season? to get some sort of angle in on the sheriff... there’s got to be more method to her madness. i don’t think she’s the black hood but she does seem out to get something big

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#let’s forget the context and just admire that queen

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always up to something...

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we are back discussing episode 7! including a theory about penny peabody, what the reckoning will entail, and cheryl’s latest shenanigans

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no relationship on riverdale confuses me more than the one between hal and alice. like, do they love each other? hate each other? feel indifferent towards one another? once loved each other but no longer do? i have no idea

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the black hood?

can we talk about ethel muggs? she is one of the few people who would have known that betty has a dark side (i.e. the hot tub scene in season 1). she also has been around since childhood (i.e. the nancy drew books). she often gets bullied so would have no problem going against the popular kids (i.e. shooting moose and midge). she’s not close enough to archie to care about shooting his dad. also, betty has always been incredibly nice to her and she likely sees betty as an ally. finally, they keep her at just enough of a distance that you’d never see her coming. 

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classic cheryl

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The St. Clairs had a car accident. They were run off the road. Nick will recover, but it’s gonna take several months.

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whoa.

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Season 2, Episode 6

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