Fruity @rivertakesmanhattan - Tumblr Blog

1989taylorsversion

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th

kvothes

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

zforzelma

kentucky fried christ

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear

jesus fucking kennedy

whetstonefires

john f. chicken

sharon-noodlez

just your daily reminder that these hookers live in my head rent free

redscarekatya

TRIXIE MATTEL & NICOLE BYER TURN THE PARTY!

#TheirPitStopWasSoFunny

I’m back (because I wanted to create a baking blog) but my main account is about to become all about reality television.

legogradstudent

Spotting a student on her phone in the front row, the grad student begrudgingly respects how little she cares about the class.

larstheyeti

#7cheatdaychallenge

rubyetc

Yep, let me make this tiny almost imperceptible bump eighteen times angrier before I leave the house

rubyetc

everything’s a compliment if u pose confidently as u receive it

rubyetc

Cos internal housekeeping is invisible, y’know

rivertakesmanhattan

i logged into tumblr for the first time in months to reblog a shitton of rubyetc

rubyetc

please, a ski lift

babbydriver

she’s so compelling..I FELT every twist and turn of this monologue

enjoyable-content

Emelia Fart is my Queen

saiasus

thethingsifindfunny

I think I just wet the bed from laughing

followthebluebell

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”