Not Your Bitch.

No one stans Eyewitness/Skam/Teen Wolf/Shadowhunters/Riverdale/ 13rw/ a shit ton of others more than ya girl Em!!! Also a lot of my blog is humour so if you don't like laughing then .... continue wallowing in your pit of sadness I guess (I'm kidding...)

[kaijuno]

I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

[contemporary-petroleuse-deactiv]

I would like to add that the people of Flint cannot sell their houses, because selling a house with leaded water is illegal. Additionally, households with children can’t stop paying for the water because living in a house without running water is cause for CPS to take their kids. Flint has been living this way for over two years. 

The people of Flint are trapped by the legal system. And it is only the most high profile case out many cities with a similar problem. 

Because the government has abandoned them, they are dependant on help from the outside. Donate here

[babypinkb1tch]

If u can’t donate, reblog so someone else can!!!

[demilypyro]

[kaban-bang]

[thewintersoldiers-moved-blog]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018), dir. Anthony and Joe Russo.

[theshitneyspears]

shut up omg

[radiatingsuburbanangst]

Timothée Chalamet, an intellectual: I love the way Armie generally just exists and does things

[paperstorm]

Is now a good time to tell y’all the story of the time I met Jeff Goldblum

[paperstorm]

The year was 2005. I was a small tweenage theatre kid and I was cast in a local production of a musical called Strike! about the Winnipeg General Strike of 1919. We performed a run of shows in June at Rainbow Stage in Kildonen Park. I’m giving more detail than is necessary so that people can look this shit up if they don’t believe me that this really happened lol. 

The lead actress was a woman named Catherine Wreford. She was dating Jeff Goldblum at the time (there are tons of pictures of them online). The cast and crew always seemed very excited about this fact. I had no idea who Jeff Goldblum was. I googled him and the only thing I recognized on his imdb was the Jurassic Park movies, which I had seen when I was like 8 and they terrified me. 

On opening night Jeff Goldblum flew into Winnipeg (which is in Canada) to attend the show. He came backstage before we went on to meet everyone. He gave every member of the cast and crew a package of chewing gum that was some weird brand I didn’t recognize, and to every package he had stapled a handwritten note that said “MERDE!!” (which means ‘shit’ in French) (To this day I don’t know why. Winnipeg is not a French-speaking city, the musical was not in French, and to my knowledge Jeff Goldblum does not speak french. It was as if he thought he was involved in some kind of inside joke with the entire cast and crew but had forgotten to tell the rest of us about it).

At one point just before we were supposed to take our places, I ended up alone with him in a dressing room because I was fixing the buckle on my character shoe and he was looking around. I said “You were in Jurassic Park, right?” He smiled weirdly and said (I don’t remember the exact wording, but something like) “Or was Jurassic Park in me? Or has it been in all of us all along, young one?” and then floated away humming like the old world trickster god he clearly is.

[missymalice]

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

[mjalti]

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

[iyimibole]

[themasterpupil]

There’s a glitch in the matrix

[vampirescholar]

marvel: Loki is bad and with Thanos

me:

[scatter-the-stars]

[akaashikelji]

nsfw post 18+ only

im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years

[akaashikelji]

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

[akaashikelji]

i’m 18!

titty

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[gothictunnels]

“Another exceptionally gifted young actor who is nominated for the first time is Timothée Chalamet, who looks very dashing tonight. Wow, look at that tux.

Are you having fun, Timothée? This is a big deal. He’s missing “Paw Patrol” to be here tonight. Don’t worry, Ryder and his team of pups saved the day, so. Timothée is the star of a small but powerful story called “Call Me by Your Name,” which did not make a lot of money. In fact, of the nine best picture nominees, only two of them made more than $100 million. That’s not the point. We don’t make films like “Call Me by Your Name” for money. We make them to upset Mike Pence. Right?” 

[srvphm]

Dissociation feels

everything is happening 0.5 times too fast

numb

everything but a little bit to the left

Numb™

it feels like Monday the 17th at 3:31pm but also like Saturday at 4:57am

….. existing?

hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why are the end credits playing I didn’t even hit play

Current emotion is coma

I need to self-harm but I physically cannot move

feeling panic rising up inside but being too numb to physically react

Must Do Thing. Do Not Know What Thing Is.

N҉͏̖͇͕̥ư̷̭̪͇͉̰̱͢ͅḿ͝҉̠̬̘͇̫͇͍̘͜b̴͓͍̱̣

everythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingeverythingevery

…I should start a religion

I A M G O D

*vibrating softly* everything in the world is my fault

Numb

Existence Is Fraud

Do I still have legs?

[riverwitness]

me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times