John Constantine's wife

Call me Meredith! | 18 | he/she/they | intp 5w4 neurodivergent! Welcome to a blog that thinks too much (and laughs a little too loudly).

[rizzstantine]

I am an active Johnzee / Magicblazer hater. That's the post.

[rizzstantine]

I might be going insane or I'm just having Hellblazer brainrot but I see this man as John Constantine. Yes, I know that he is GERMAN but given I'm in touch with his work (movies and TV shows), most of his characters low-key remind of John or at least they have one aspect of him. His name is Albrecht Schuch (I hope his name sounds familiar - man literally played Katczinsky in All Quiet On The Western Front [2022]) and he is how I visually imagine Constantine. Of course I will always love Matt Ryan and his John but us silly fans need good fancast or our OWN interpretation of how comic book character looks like. Thank you for coming to MY ted talk.

( gif credits to andiamofratello )

[bloodyspector]

He just lives in my mind rent free, honestly

[rizzstantine]

He is my source of comfort ❤️

[rizzstantine]

Of course guys I ship John Constantine with my favourite childhood superhero (Superman).

[rizzstantine]

My ass is in love with John Constantine like someone would be in love with their boyfriend or husband even. That's the key because in my head, I see us dating and having a lot of sex. Not to mention how ready I am to endure bloody bollocks he deals with everyday. I don't care if he is old enough to be my father! Guys that's literally the point.

[blackbirdinthegrove-deactivated]

If you were to be possessed by a demon, who would you want to fight that demon?

John Constantine

The Winchester Brothers

Voting ended onDec 22, 2024

[rizzstantine]

Am I insane for putting all of my trust into this scouser?

[rizzstantine]

Made this blog to (for most of the part) bother people with my husband, John Constantine 😇