Ghost King Danny getting locked in the sarcophagus of sleep for a few millennia and eventually accidentally released by Constantine
Danny: What the fuck..? What time is it?
John, freaking the fuck out: Shhh, shhhhh, just go back to sleep. Please.
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Ghost King Danny getting locked in the sarcophagus of sleep for a few millennia and eventually accidentally released by Constantine
Danny: What the fuck..? What time is it?
John, freaking the fuck out: Shhh, shhhhh, just go back to sleep. Please.
there are certain . . . downsides. to giving the batman your phone number. and being known, to his family, as nothing more detailed than "that one sorcerer"
it leads to certain . . . miscoummunications regarding what you do
constantine: *answers phone* who is this dick: is this the magic man? constantine: constantine: i desperately wish it weren't dick: good. how quickly can you get to gotham and erase the memories of an entire gala full of people constantine: *internally* what the fuck what the fuck what the-- constantine: uh, never. that isn't a part of my skillset dick: dammit. booze-induced memory loss, then constantine: im pretty sure that's not medically recommended dick: neither is the other option, concussions for all constantine: what even- dick: *hangs up* constantine: *bangs head on table* i'm sure i'll hear about this in the news tomorrow
constantine: *picks up phone while smoking* zatanna, if this is another prank ca-- damian: John. constantine: *chokes on cig* what the fu-- damian: how much would one have to pay for you to magically repair a tooth constantine: constantine: *morbidly curious* repair how much? damian: put it back in the mouth constantine: you do know i ain't a dentist, right damian: i am fully aware. price? constantine: dude i can't even do that. as i said, i ain't a denti-- damian: *hangs up* constantine: i gotta stop givin' out my number.
phone: *rings* constantine: *groans and lets it go to voicemail* phone: *rings again* constantine: *lets it go to voicemail again* phone: *Rings a--* constantine: *picks up* DAMMIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I AIN'T A MAID AT EVERY SUPERHERO'S BECK AND CALL-- jason: not a hero constantine: --ESPECIALLY WHEN YA DON'T PAY FOR SH---wait what jason: not a hero constantine: constantine: and what, may i ask, the fuck are you? jason: mob boss and walking corpse constantine: constantine:
constantine: okay, mister mob boss, i'll bite. tha fuck do ya want jason: hypothetically speaking-- constantine: fuck jason: --were one to have encountered the loch ness monster-- constantine: fuck jason: --but living in a lasarus pit-- constantine: *stress smoking* FUCK jason: --what would one do constantine: FUCK
I need more of Danny and Sad Tench-coat man/Tired Dad Constantine
Danny gets summoned by the Justice League and it’s playing along as the terrifying Ghost King when Constantine bursts through the door to ask them ‘What the bloody hell they think they’re doing?!’ Before he spots Danny and just sighs
Danny however just does a 180 from >:( ‘Big bad Ghost King’ to :D “Constantine!”
Everybody is just watching as Danny opens a portal to his office and reaches in, pulling out Constantine’s ridiculous amount paperwork.
Danny: :D
Constantine: nO-
Danny Does like spending time with Constantine, and spends time and even stays over in the House of Mystery when he needs to take a break from King Stuff-
Constantine: What are you doing in my house…what are you doing in my hOUSE
Danny: I want Waffle Fries 🟢w🟢
he is the fav.
DPxDC Concept/Prompt
Give me Constantine investigating Amity Park/
seeing Danny and immediately going “that kid is
way too death-touched to be even somewhat
healthy”
Give me Constantine befriending Phantom and
realizing that he and Danny have the same Death
Aura/Spooky Shit.
Give me Constantine seeing Maddie and Jack
Fenton being neglectful/hearing the whole
‘molecule by molecule’ spiel
Give me Constantine taking Danny and going
‘someone’s gotta protect this feral death boy
and guess it’s gotta be me” and getting custody
of Danny through some pulled strings and favors
Give me Constantine (not)begrudgingly cuddling
Danny at times because ‘growing Halfas’ cores
need to be nurtured and loved’
Give me Constantine correcting people calling
him Danny’s dad or that Danny’s his kid but
always referring to Danny as ‘his kid’
Give me Constantine slowly becoming a doting
father and slightly overprotective to Danny, who
in turn decided that he’s gotta protect the only
guy who’s acted like a parent to him and has
somehow managed to get Constantine to act
like a functional human being at times
Give me Constantine telling demons off because
he’s ‘gotta get back to my kid, he doesn’t sleep
good if I’m not home’ while Danny surprises him
with all the shards of his soul
Give me Constantine choking up over Danny
calling him ‘Dad’ for the first time and
immediately hugs him
Give me Constantine starting to drink/smoke
less because ‘Danny’s a growin’ boy and cigarette
smoke’s goin’ to stunt his growth’ and ‘he’s a
teen boy! No way am I gonna leave him around
all that alcohol—he’s a good kid but I remember
being a teenager!’
Give me Constantine panicking over Danny’s
first day of school in Gotham and ends up calling
Batman to get his ‘brooding ass over there and
keep my kid safe from insane clowns and killer
reptiles!’
Give me Constantine being horrified when
Danny begins to date one of Batman’s own kids
(doesn’t matter which, I personally like Tim)
Give me Dad!Constantine with (a cuddle/love
deprived) Danny or give me death!!!!!
Captain Marvel can't be a member of the Justice League because he has a LOT of shit to deal with in his first years as the champion of magic after so many centuries without one.
So when Superman asks this new hero, who only appears in Fawcett or in world-ending situations, if he wants to join him, he's met with a big, polite "Oh, no thanks."
sometimes I randomly remember this character exists
based off a post by @cuntstantinee . Love wins I guess