#dc constantine

[m0th-h]

Ghost King Danny getting locked in the sarcophagus of sleep for a few millennia and eventually accidentally released by Constantine

Danny: What the fuck..? What time is it?

John, freaking the fuck out: Shhh, shhhhh, just go back to sleep. Please.

[chaoticbatfam]

there are certain . . . downsides. to giving the batman your phone number. and being known, to his family, as nothing more detailed than "that one sorcerer"

it leads to certain . . . miscoummunications regarding what you do

constantine: *answers phone* who is this dick: is this the magic man? constantine: constantine: i desperately wish it weren't dick: good. how quickly can you get to gotham and erase the memories of an entire gala full of people constantine: *internally* what the fuck what the fuck what the-- constantine: uh, never. that isn't a part of my skillset dick: dammit. booze-induced memory loss, then constantine: im pretty sure that's not medically recommended dick: neither is the other option, concussions for all constantine: what even- dick: *hangs up* constantine: *bangs head on table* i'm sure i'll hear about this in the news tomorrow

constantine: *picks up phone while smoking* zatanna, if this is another prank ca-- damian: John. constantine: *chokes on cig* what the fu-- damian: how much would one have to pay for you to magically repair a tooth constantine: constantine: *morbidly curious* repair how much? damian: put it back in the mouth constantine: you do know i ain't a dentist, right damian: i am fully aware. price? constantine: dude i can't even do that. as i said, i ain't a denti-- damian: *hangs up* constantine: i gotta stop givin' out my number.

phone: *rings* constantine: *groans and lets it go to voicemail* phone: *rings again* constantine: *lets it go to voicemail again* phone: *Rings a--* constantine: *picks up* DAMMIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I AIN'T A MAID AT EVERY SUPERHERO'S BECK AND CALL-- jason: not a hero constantine: --ESPECIALLY WHEN YA DON'T PAY FOR SH---wait what jason: not a hero constantine: constantine: and what, may i ask, the fuck are you? jason: mob boss and walking corpse constantine: constantine:

constantine: okay, mister mob boss, i'll bite. tha fuck do ya want jason: hypothetically speaking-- constantine: fuck jason: --were one to have encountered the loch ness monster-- constantine: fuck jason: --but living in a lasarus pit-- constantine: *stress smoking* FUCK jason: --what would one do constantine: FUCK

[mugenmasamune]

I need more of Danny and Sad Tench-coat man/Tired Dad Constantine

Danny gets summoned by the Justice League and it’s playing along as the terrifying Ghost King when Constantine bursts through the door to ask them ‘What the bloody hell they think they’re doing?!’ Before he spots Danny and just sighs

Danny however just does a 180 from >:( ‘Big bad Ghost King’ to :D “Constantine!”

Everybody is just watching as Danny opens a portal to his office and reaches in, pulling out Constantine’s ridiculous amount paperwork.

Danny: :D

Constantine: nO-

Danny Does like spending time with Constantine, and spends time and even stays over in the House of Mystery when he needs to take a break from King Stuff-

Constantine: What are you doing in my house…what are you doing in my hOUSE

Danny: I want Waffle Fries 🟢w🟢

[lavhood]

he is the fav.

[theladyphantom]

DPxDC Concept/Prompt

Give me Constantine investigating Amity Park/

seeing Danny and immediately going “that kid is

way too death-touched to be even somewhat

healthy”

Give me Constantine befriending Phantom and

realizing that he and Danny have the same Death

Aura/Spooky Shit.

Give me Constantine seeing Maddie and Jack

Fenton being neglectful/hearing the whole

‘molecule by molecule’ spiel

Give me Constantine taking Danny and going

‘someone’s gotta protect this feral death boy

and guess it’s gotta be me” and getting custody

of Danny through some pulled strings and favors

Give me Constantine (not)begrudgingly cuddling

Danny at times because ‘growing Halfas’ cores

need to be nurtured and loved’

Give me Constantine correcting people calling

him Danny’s dad or that Danny’s his kid but

always referring to Danny as ‘his kid’

Give me Constantine slowly becoming a doting

father and slightly overprotective to Danny, who

in turn decided that he’s gotta protect the only

guy who’s acted like a parent to him and has

somehow managed to get Constantine to act

like a functional human being at times

Give me Constantine telling demons off because

he’s ‘gotta get back to my kid, he doesn’t sleep

good if I’m not home’ while Danny surprises him

with all the shards of his soul

Give me Constantine choking up over Danny

calling him ‘Dad’ for the first time and

immediately hugs him

Give me Constantine starting to drink/smoke

less because ‘Danny’s a growin’ boy and cigarette

smoke’s goin’ to stunt his growth’ and ‘he’s a

teen boy! No way am I gonna leave him around

all that alcohol—he’s a good kid but I remember

being a teenager!’ 

Give me Constantine panicking over Danny’s

first day of school in Gotham and ends up calling

Batman to get his ‘brooding ass over there and

keep my kid safe from insane clowns and killer

reptiles!’

Give me Constantine being horrified when

Danny begins to date one of Batman’s own kids

(doesn’t matter which, I personally like Tim)

Give me Dad!Constantine with (a cuddle/love

deprived) Danny or give me death!!!!!

[colossrat]

Captain Marvel can't be a member of the Justice League because he has a LOT of shit to deal with in his first years as the champion of magic after so many centuries without one.

So when Superman asks this new hero, who only appears in Fawcett or in world-ending situations, if he wants to join him, he's met with a big, polite "Oh, no thanks."

But Captain Marvel and the League keep bumping into each other.

Zatanna does a spell that the League requested, and Marvel just "POFF" appears and says something like "Guys, I can't let you do this. It's a scale 12 spell, it could cause a rupture in the fabric of this universe. Here, let me redo this for you, sorry, I just need to make sure, okay?"

And someone says "YOU CAN'T DO THAT" and the magic users explain that, yes, yes he can. he is the new champion of magic and he is in fact responsible for keeping magic in its rightful place, making sure it doesn't go ruining the interdimensional worlds or universes, and that this IS his role in magical society and no one in that room can really take away his authority in matters related to magic. They can try, but the chances of success are very low.

So Captain Marvel takes care of it.

Like, are they on a mission to retrieve a magical artifact? Marvel will show up, grab it, and leave because he needs to put it in the rock so it doesn't cause more trouble.

Are they dealing with a cult that's probably going to summon a demon or something? Marvel will probably be there to banish the demon, close the portal, and reprimand Constantine, because why not?

The magical villain that Marvel saw the League having trouble with? Well, just a little finger shock should do the trick to help them take the villain away.

Got a problem with a God? Marvel is there.

Are the portals opening? Captain is in charge.

Have goblins invaded Gotham? Are fairies loose in Metropolis? Are there talking snowmen in Central City? No problem, Captain Marvel is ur guy.

After a while, JL is dying to have him on their team. Or at least let him keep a communicator in case they need to call for help. Because, well, this guy IS super powerful, a HUGE nerd about magical things, and it's MUCH better to have him on their side than not.

But he always refuses, because taking care of all the problems related to magic and Fawcett's stuff is already too much, hes just like 8-9 years old, give him a break.

Yeah but of course one day, after a long day, Superman goes back to Fawcett to ask about it for the thousandth time, and he's so tired of this subject that he just waves his hand and says: "Okay, okay, give me a year to make magical society at least more stable so they can keep going without me present all the time, then I'll go with you, okay?"

And Superman is beaming with happiness, he agrees, leaves, and Billy goes to sleep that night dead of exhaustion on his little couch on the rock of eternity, wondering HOW he's going to make magical society stable after CENTURIES of instability. in. one. year.

That's future billy problem tho, not billy of the present. that being said, time for the champion's nap

[skeltse]

sometimes I randomly remember this character exists

[kitkisart]

based off a post by @cuntstantinee . Love wins I guess