The gang plays Mario Kart - A headcanon
- With help from @teatimewitch
North manages to only get turtle shells
North also manages to only hit Josh
“WHY MUST YOU BE VIOLENT EVEN IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN GAME?”
Josh trying to avoid all item boxes
Josh apologizing profusely every time he hits someone with an item
Simon acting like there’s a problem with his remote every time he drives off the edge
Markus somehow knows all the shortcuts?
Markus is also silent the entire time
Everyone letting Alice win the first race, but after that they realize that she’s actually just better than them
Alice staying really focused the whole time because she. must. win.
Kara not even trying to win and instead staying behind Alice at all times in order to protect her from any turtle shells
Connor manages to hit every single banana peel because he’s looking at the scenery instead of the actual track
Connor constantly pointing out how technically incorrect the game is and how there is no logic to it
Simon insisting on playing as Waluigi every single time, and no one really questions it.
Connor playing as Peach and everyone just?? Accepts it??
North ONLY playing as Bowser and doesn’t even care about winning as long as she makes Josh’s life a living hell
Everyone having to pause the game to re-explain the controls to Luther
Luther ending up driving backwards for the entire race and doesn’t notice it until the end
Luther also picking the coolest looking cars instead of the fastest
Hank drunkenly watching while pointing out everything everyone is doing wrong
Connor kindly telling him to mind his own business
“Don’t be a backseat driver, Lieutenant.”
Rose trying to keep everyone calm but eventually just gives up
Sumo sitting in front of the tv at random times, causing the entire group to groan and pause the game
“HANK IF YOU DON’T MOVE YOUR DOG RIGHT NOW I WILL THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW”
North literally almost kicking Sumo out of the house, but Connor stops her
Connor trying to teach Sumo how to play
Connor licking the remote and Hank slapping him
Alice wins. Alice always wins.
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