we gladly feast on those who would subdue us

maev/20/ireland instagram @mdhbhbry twitter @meadhbhy

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

tourist in a horror movie: wow i better visit this ancient temple and just fuck around real stupid

[dat-soldier]

that’s just regular tourists though

[hungwy]

I’ve made an oath to never watch Adam Sandler and you should too!

[acoolguy]

someone has to watch him at all times or he will escape

[xplodingunicorn]

[bitterfucked]

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

[legislacerator]

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

[leafcrunch]

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

[tramampoline]

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

[thegreenwolf]

[rosebuncat]

What??? The fuck????

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

[tjmystic]

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

[traumaticchild]

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

[polyglotplatypus]

Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

Mew: mew

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[beccar]

Basketball basketball we love basketball

[seashellronan]

*handwrites “asdfghhjkjssjs ily” on your birthday card*

[sameoldsin]

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

[sameoldsin]

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

[rnaev]

So excited to have posted my first OnlineBookClub.org review! Solaris Seethes is a fantasy adventure book that isn't QUITE polished enough.

"If the plot sounds clunky, that's because it is. I would rate this book 1 out of 4 stars"

To read the full review, just view the image source.

[sexyyuglyy]

[only-watching-for-the-eyesex]

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

[breathebreathe]

I love her haha

[rnaev]

JK Rowling: I shall name him my villain Voldemort. It is French for "fleeing from death", indicative of his primary desire to become immortal, and the fear that motivates him.

JK Rowling: These two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf

JK Rowling: theyre called black dog and werewolf mcwerewolf

[sigmaaldrichofficial-deactivate]

[roaringstream]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

my favorite compliment to get from a friend or lover.

[ausgoth]

when ur friend likes ur post but they shOULD BE IN BED

[ausgoth]

WHEN THEY LIKE THE POST YOU MAKE TELLING THEM TO GO TO BED

[fortwoof]

In the mood to be hugged for an entire day