you were my white picket fence

shan 25 she/her lesbian

[peerieweirdo]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[ilovevalium-deactivated20230725]

[zoidbergs-muse-deactivated20250]

pikachu is drowning

[colourofthekites]

This ain't about him

[paxamericana]

boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"

i literally have no idea what she's talking about

[wrenchinator-central]

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[cheatingisland]

"Obviously I want to stay. But I do care about her more than I do about the game. I didn't expect that."

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[howieduet]

Nationality: pussy

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[soitgoes23]

All the king’s horses, all the king’s men couldn’t put me together again.

[valtsv]

i know it's an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak

[valtsv]

me when i have a hammer in my hand if i'm being fully honest

[jakeperalta]

Trivia from Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

Just remembered how my old boss used to say “allied forces” any time dragon flys showed up when we were out working in mosquito infested swamps

[alpine-hoplite]

[backstepping]

ayo edebiri: the movie reviewer we deserve

and her dad also has an account

[bisun]

He’s ur friend righ t ?!? !

[bisun]

Hamtaro:)

[bisun]

Hesyour friend

[madeofklay]

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

[chuckletons]

maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

[dragonmons]

i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

[bogleech]

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that's blorbo from my memes 👍

[zoethehead]

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

[sepdet]

For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below

[paper-mario-wiki]

i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.

that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”

[mccoppinscrapyard]

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

[ibroketuesday]

oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

[hellalambs]

You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again