Roach KING 👑

[roachkingkass]

Idek who to tell this to but I just had a dream that I met three of the baddest bitches the world has ever seen and they all wanted my mediocre ass and I fumbled the world's easiest bag because I was self-conscious about smelling bad and wanted to take a quick shower before we did anything but I ended up slipping in the shower so instead of bagging three baddies I had three baddies putting me in a bag because suddenly this mf was paralyzed because of a shower trip and needed to be taken to a hospital

It still ended with three baddies surrounding me in bed but the key difference was I was the only one in it

Damn

[aesungaia]

[aesungaia]

[roxierosearts]

Sooo- I've been getting into Murder Drones a bit and uuuh yeah- this is an OC I have in an rp with some friends and my partner! Say hi to Kit- moob connoisseur and A/B/O fannatic.

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[roxierosearts]

I just knew I had to draw a little mini-comic based on this when I read it, still not completely satisfied with the way it looks, but my perfectionism will have to take a backseat for now!

Hope you guys like it, I will def be drawing more of this lil' mushroom man!

(Accidentally posted this to the wrong blog originally, so if you think your tumblr glitched out or something because you un-reblogged or un-liked it, that's why!)

[onlytiktoks]

[depsidase]

[onlytiktoks]

[the-local-bohg-witch]

Do not forget the other victims of ICE

as much as we must mourn and stand in solidarity with Renee Nicole Good, please do not forget the other victims of ice raids, who are not white. Silverio Villegas González, a cook from mexico who was dropping his son off at daycare and was murdered Jaime Alanis, a farmer from mexico who fell off a green house at the farm where he worked to send money to his wife and daughter Roberto Carlos Montoya Valdez, a father and grandfather from Guatemala who was hit by a car Josué Castro Rivera, a garden from Honduras who was struck by a car And so many others who were killed or are dying in detention centres, prisons ect racial bias is always something we must be aware of, Renee will be focused on because she was a white woman and a US citizen, but do not forget all the other victims of ICE, may they all rest in power

[filibusterfrog]

Arapaima and Coelacanth dragons for @jen-kellen :)

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

just watched a video of a wildlife rehabber tube-feeding the teeny tiniest orphaned baby opossum and the comments are fucking KILLING me

baby opossum (too teeny, hasn’t finished cooking in the marsupial pouch like it ought to have done, doesn’t even look like it should exist):

the comments:

[roachkingkass]

I hate being itchy and not being able to fix it. My nails aren't enough, so I use my teeth. Teeth don't work, so I get crafty. I use Velcro. Velcro doesn't work, so I say "fuck it" and begin to scratch myself against trees n whatnot like I'm trying to mark my territory or some shit. But guess what? That doesn't work either, so I guess I'm gonna be scouring my kitchen for a cheese grater for the next hour. I feel like a cow in a field that is riddled with flies who insist on being the biggest assholes known to man, and my farmer has not supplied me with the proper utilities to fix this problem.

[roachkingkass]

Denn (bottom) and Hyde (top) back when they were still just babies 🥹 I miss when they were little like this. Denn is now a part of the colony as one of few adult males, and Hyde was gifted to a friend as a pet. Accidentally mis-sexed Hyde before she matured thinking she was a male lol

[roachkingkass]

LOOK AT MY LITTLE MODEL 😭💕 I LOVE HER