[tumbleweedforyou]

[nbchannibal]

If at first you don’t succeed…

[thosefunnyones]

[il-lui-serra-la-main]

in australia they used to have this tv show called round the twist and there was this one episode where the teenage guy peed on a tree and the tree spirit got him fully pregnant in three days i wish i was kidding

[never-let--it-die-deactivated20]

Things Not to Ask Vets:

“How many people have you killed?” “Why couldn’t you get into college?” “What’s it like living with PTSD?”

Things to Ask Vets

“Want to go grab a beer?”

[briggsnotmyers]

For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians

[onlytwitterpics]

[roadio-cabel-blog]

iheardtherainisthecitystears rhysvini

[100493503004422]

no, seriously, explain what is wrong with it. if you're against something, you should be able to explain why. even if the reasons are already known by everyone.

it’s 3:30 a.m. man i’m not tryna sit here and explain to u why u shouldnt fuck ur brother

[neonprotagonist]

how to tell if someones a filthy fuckin homestuck

do they ever use the word abscond? do they? theyre a fucking hometuck 

[clickholeofficial]

[lovingofficial]

this sounded so nice until i read the italics

[gemmacorrell]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Gemma Correll

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

[roadio-cabel-blog]

Game of Thrones + The Onion headlines (2/?)

[resistandfight]

But was he ever really a villain? He was just kind of a dick.

lindleyjo summing up Simon Lauchlan in two sentences. (via tamikaflynned)

[not-all-the-prayers]

[roadio-cabel-blog]

The Newsroom (Will & Mac) + screenshots of despair

[frymynoodles]

the two things that stuck with me most from asoue: 1) Tea should be bitter as wormwood and sharp as a two edged sword 2) If they don’t use a coaster on a wooden table they are probably a villain

[xueyangapologist]

saying “the bechdel test sets the bar too low” is silly because that’s literally the point of the bechdel test, it’s a bar set at ankle height that hollywood is still refusing to step over

[lamphous]

(via asexualwash)

[montparnah-deactivated]

there will never be words that describe the huge tragedy that is oscar wilde never being able to have a twitter 

[motherdeity-deactivated20150924]

consider the following: grimshark feferi

[frogbreeding]

bonus:

[motherdeity-deactivated20150924]

holy shit

[agent-nebraska-deactivated20160]

My contribution to Draw Yourself as Runner Five Day.