Kai Texel

Welcome, take a seat and enjoy some shitposts

[wormspoodle]

i drew this at 3am so its really stupid im sorry lol

[skinnypuppie]

a little something for the jojo gang that i stole from my own instagram @ gothicmilkart

[heedra]

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

[fuckaspunk]

[haniwahead]

Life of Route 3 Bug Catcher

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

@spoopy-paremt-froge

[femmesandhoney]

[cowboybeebs-deactivated20211104]

Female solidarity

[biologicallyangry-deactivated20]

The Collective Has Spoken

[femclasscirce]

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

[goodscreencaps]

[solardrake]

* trapdoor to hell opens under you *

[spoogliedoo]

[garbage-empress]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i hate the term “spinal fluid” it conjures up horrible imagery in my mind

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

(lightly taps a spigot i have attached to my spinal column) come get y’all juice

[gemineyyes]

We’ve never met and I hope it stays that way

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this is the most powerful reply ive ever received 

[umbrulla]

[mait0gai]

[risuwu]

he confuse

[the-memedaddy]

[lizardsexposed]

nature is beautiful  💖

[fliesandlilypads]

gotta blast

[latadelixo]

[skrillex-band-deactivated201606]

chilling

[cursedimages]