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Lauren. 33. Writer, disability rights advocate, your friendly neighborhood wine aunt. MAY A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA. WE'VE ALL HAD OUR SOCKS TOSSED AROUND. I'm dead and Kyle MacLachlan killed me (02/12/2015) Brett Goldstein resurrected and then murdered me (23/03/2023 & 14/04/2023) (occasional 18+/NSFW content)

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Cooking something up to bring back my weekly episode review/analysis posts now that I've had a bit of time to process 4x01. I'm having thoughts and seeing visions and Things™ are connecting 👀

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Most beautiful man in all of Kansas (or is it Missouri?)

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BILLIONTH WATCH AND I ONLY JUST NOTICED REBECCA GIVES HENRY A DOUBLE THUMBS UP AT HIS GAME I'M GONNA COMMIT ARSON

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HELLO BICEPS

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I’m still trying to process this: Rebecca was the one who gave the pick biscuit box to Ted and not the other way around?!? It’s been three years!!! She traveled across the ocean with it!!!

SHE FLIPPED THE SCRIPT ON HIM AND I AM UNWELL 😭

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HIM!!!!

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AND ANOTHER THING - you mean to tell me Rebecca has been in a three year long-distance situationship and she's genuinely happy??? Nope. Absolutely not.

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This might be my favorite shot from the whole episode actually.

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The children's hospital charity collection jar on Ted's checkout desk what if I cry

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Dottie Lasso: 'Thank you baby, I love you, my big strong baby boy!'

Theodore Lasso, grown-ass man: *grumbles like a disgruntled teenager and slopes away*

I CAN'T TAKE IT

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Ted forgetting to charge Henry's iPad because his brain is too full of everything & Henry leaving his clothes draped over his bedroom desk chair in a pile?? Like father, like son. They both have ADHD.

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TICK TOCK IT'S LAUREN TAKES SCREENSHOTS O'CLOCK

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Dottie referring to Rebecca, Keeley and Higgins as family don't worry about me I'm fine

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Me watching Ted sitting in his home office gazing at his AFC Richmond shrine:

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Daily affirmations: I am mentally well and completely normal about that middle-aged man

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Shallow and hormonally charged s4 take: Ted has reached peak DILF oh my GOD

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Rebecca saying that things with The Flying Dutchman are great because they're in the honeymoon phase and they're long-distance and having Zoom sex??? Dollars to donuts, when he visits her in Richmond, that's when the relationship is going to be tested and/or break down because absence makes the heart grow fonder, but living together can make or break a relationship.