I love Roathe (and aoi)

he/him Warframe obsessed tiktok-jasperdojo & senseijasper

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Eleanor: I suffer every day for what. Girlish whimsy

Lettie: You have something much more sinister going on

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Drifter: Are you still mad?

Roathe: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Marie to actually work?

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Aoi: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Drifter: *Struggling to hold a seagull* say that next time!

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Exorcist: Hello, I'm here to exorcise the demon you called about?

Amir: I didn't call an exorcist?

Demon under his bed: I did, get me outta here.

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Amir: Quincy?

Quincy: What?

Amir: Are you awake?

Quincy: Who the fuck do you think said 'what'?

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Roathe: Ah, I'm being silly. Drifter’s way too kind. There's no way they’d ever wanna date someone like me. I make a fool of myself every time I talk to them. I should just forget about it.

Drifter: *foaming at the mouth* IF WE DON'T GET MARRIED TOMORROW, I'M GONNA ACTUALLY FUCKING BITE SOMEONE

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Drifter: It's pretty cold outside…wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Aoi, blushing: Okay.

Quincy: It's fucking summer.

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Arthur: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Quincy: I sleep with a gun under mine.

Aoi: You two are hilarious.

Quincy: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with?

Aoi: Drifter.

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Roathe: I don’t have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Roathe: “Match my freak" match my devotion, match my loyalty, match my love, match my yearning, match my ache, match my obsession, match my need for you.

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Aoi: One time I was mad and didn't talk to Drifter for six hours, and they made three music videos of them in the rain with Amir’s help.

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Arthur, texting on KIM: hey mate

Drifter: whats up?

Arthur: i'm trying to take Aoi out to eat tomorrow but i'm broke

Drifter: bro you're good this is what friends are for right?

Drifter: ill take her out to eat tomorrow

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Roathe giving a speech at some random person's wedding: -and i just want end this speech by saying all partnership is a sham aside from mine with my darling love, Drifter.

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Amir: Am I right, Quincy?

Quincy: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening

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Eleanor: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck.”

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Quincy: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

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Arthur: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.