Robert Robertson the third

[rob-bob3]

hello im Robert I'm the dispatcher for the z team ask me anything idrc

[rob-bob3]

What did the football coach say to the vending machine?

give me my quarterback

[rob-bob3]

here's the choices my Robert done

threw toxic off the balcony

threw water at flambae

didn't kiss blazer

fist bumped royd

fired sonar

picked waterboy

kept romance out the workplace (bc he doesn't believe people would want him)

told the z team he was Mechaman

gave shroud both pulses

forgave sonar

kept invisigal on the hero path

-mod

[waterfreakk]

time to go follow all the dispatch blogs again i Guess. is anyone alive

[rob-bob3]

barely

[rob-bob3]

Holy shit it's 4:43 am, jeez working on the mech makes you lose track of time

[rob-bob3]

if being hot was a crime. I'd still be dispatching at sdn

[rob-bob3]

Hi Robert! Just wanted to wish you a good day at work : )

thanks anon

wish you a good day too

[rob-bob3]

"Wow... and I thought my name was odd..."

@whatastrangenamee hope ur ok with crossovers!))

"this is surprisingly not the first time i heard that"

"so what brings you to torrence of all places doc?"

( im ok with crossovers :3 -mod)

[whatastrangenamee]

"Ah, i seemed to have cast the wrong spell and ended up here, Mr Robertson. Tell me, do you have the avengers in this realm?"

[rob-bob3]

"unfortunately no, the only team that could be this realm's avengers would've been the brave brigade but that team has been disbanded for awhile now"

"so the closet thing would be ether the dtla team. or my gaggle fuck of a team"

[whatastrangenamee]

"Oh, you run a team?"

[rob-bob3]

"in a technical sense. im the dispatcher of the z team which are people/some magical beings from the phoenix program"

[rob-bob3]

"Wow... and I thought my name was odd..."

@whatastrangenamee hope ur ok with crossovers!))

"this is surprisingly not the first time i heard that"

"so what brings you to torrence of all places doc?"

( im ok with crossovers :3 -mod)

[whatastrangenamee]

"Ah, i seemed to have cast the wrong spell and ended up here, Mr Robertson. Tell me, do you have the avengers in this realm?"

[rob-bob3]

"unfortunately no, the only team that could be this realm's avengers would've been the brave brigade but that team has been disbanded for awhile now"

"so the closet thing would be ether the dtla team. or my gaggle fuck of a team"

[rob-bob3]

"Wow... and I thought my name was odd..."

@whatastrangenamee hope ur ok with crossovers!))

"this is surprisingly not the first time i heard that"

"so what brings you to torrence of all places doc?"

( im ok with crossovers :3 -mod)

[rob-bob3]

im glad sentient twinkies don't exist

[foreseer-sdn]

The cure to male loneliness is a small, funny looking dog

[rob-bob3]

so true

[apex-sdn]

I made dinner. Everything's the same, no free healthcare, car insurance sucks, sleep worse than the world war 2, but at least the chicken breasts came out pretty well.

[rob-bob3]

so real

[rob-bob3]

apparently this doesn't mean my honest reaction

i might need glasses..

[rob-bob3]

You broke every rib i had

Gods, you were strong then

-Chuckles

Starting to think killing you wasn't an accident

[rob-bob3]

I scream . . .

You scream . . .

We all scream . . .

In the terrible house fire at the family reunion

Jesus fucking christ chuckles

[rob-bob3]

I cast . . .

The last person you killed tells you things nobody wants to know!

Pretty sure the last person i killed was clown villain that i killed with a meat ball

"Oh Mechaman~~~~~~ you know i had clymidia"

Oh god no not chuckles