Robert Robertson the third

[rob-bob3]

hello im Robert I'm the dispatcher for the z team ask me anything idrc

[foreseer-sdn]

The cure to male loneliness is a small, funny looking dog

[rob-bob3]

so true

[apex-sdn]

I made dinner. Everything's the same, no free healthcare, car insurance sucks, sleep worse than the world war 2, but at least the chicken breasts came out pretty well.

[rob-bob3]

so real

[rob-bob3]

apparently this doesn't mean my honest reaction

i might need glasses..

[rob-bob3]

You broke every rib i had

Gods, you were strong then

-Chuckles

Starting to think killing you wasn't an accident

[rob-bob3]

I scream . . .

You scream . . .

We all scream . . .

In the terrible house fire at the family reunion

Jesus fucking christ chuckles

[rob-bob3]

I cast . . .

The last person you killed tells you things nobody wants to know!

Pretty sure the last person i killed was clown villain that i killed with a meat ball

"Oh Mechaman~~~~~~ you know i had clymidia"

Oh god no not chuckles

[rob-bob3]

I CAST!!!!!!

INSTINT BRAZILIAN WAX!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[rob-bob3]

i cast uno reverse; all spells you parried will come back to hit you with 2x the power

Nah, i'm doubling it and giving to the next person @always-on-fuego

[always-on-fuego]

I don’t want this shit. Can I double it and give it back or something?

[rob-bob3]

No, but you can double it and give it to the next person

[rob-bob3]

i cast fuckyou. your parries no longer work <3

Shit

[rob-bob3]

i cast uno reverse; all spells you parried will come back to hit you with 2x the power

Nah, i'm doubling it and giving to the next person @always-on-fuego

[rob-bob3]

I cast mpreg

A good friend of mine taught me this

*pulls out a combat knife and perry's it back at you*

[rob-bob3]

i cast testicular torsion

No thank you

*pulls out a frying pan and deflicts it back at you*

[carusources]

Send "I cast..." and a magic spell to cast it on my muse

Receiver may modify or deflect the "spell" if they prefer to

[rrt3]

Is it weird seeing versions of you from other universes where you’re cis? I think if I saw a cis version of myself I would throw up

I'm more jealous then weirded out. I'd like to have a penis.

What does it feel like to ejaculate, other Roberts?

[rob-bob3]

it's meh

[velvetdaydream1]

“b-but robert’s straight!!”

[rob-bob3]

Does your green child need a booster seat?

What?

[rrt3]

Is this how I use the image?

[rob-bob3]