Never Let Goose Cook Again

She/her Minor Not spoiler free I despises the ending, if you liked it good for you genuinley but i will be hating. Just be aware

[robbinthemblind]

Changed my url from @professional-fandom-collector to this

[astronomical-bagel]

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

[astronomical-bagel]

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

[astronomical-bagel]

[lighthouse-wizard]

"I would do anything for you; I would cross worlds for you; I would kill for you; I would die for you" etc in fictional romance= tired and expected

from a boss to their employee= what the fuck is happening there

[robbinthemblind]

Wait so you mean jax deceided to save himself and go with the gang and in return he had a panic attack. Had his psyche screwed with in the worst way possible. Was forced into proximity with the gang when he wanted alone, was tortored for 7 days, had laughing caricatures of his dead friends pull off his skin and facade. Have the circus be destroyed, and find out he’s just a copy. AND THEN HE DIES ANYWAYS?! Cant believe im saying this but he’d be happier if he had just abstracted in seven. He gained absolutley nothing from living for another week of misery if he was just gonna die at the end anyways

[sunnylovesgirlythings]

I really love that the backrooms film answers probably something that everyone has at least wondered once.

“What happens if I just… choose to stay.”

It kills you. It will eventually kill you. Because you’re choosing to live in a memory. An echo of the past.

To live in the past is to no longer experience the future.

To no longer experience the future is to run out of the present.

To run out of the present allows the past to catch up to you. Quickly.

Clark was dead the second he made that choice. Not just because of the captain. But because in that very moment he let go of his future.

And became someone who only exists in the past.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The resident evil code Veronica remake is REALLL

[river-grunfeld]

My baby Fuel Gauge is turning 1 year old this month! Figured what better way to celebrate then by sharing a photo for y'all.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[faeyyrie]

daughter

[faeyyrie]

nephew

[jojoslr]

JOJOs......⭐️

[robbinthemblind]

When i say ihnmaims is hopeful everyone looks at me weird but im right

[robbinthemblind]

Btw. The reason AM made them unable to die by suicide but not murder is because he disnr expect that kindness. That level of sacrifice, he hates humans, and the humans hate him. And thej humants hate eachother. That all they are, hate, hate, hate.

But he’s proven wrong, the worst one there, the most self-ish and paranoid and one for all. He kills the other four, sacrifices his peace and death to save them. Am coukd not fathom that.

Am couldnt fathom that humanity had good in it, even in its worst moments. In the end, his hate destroyed him, and now all he can do is sit and watch ted. A jellylike blob.

Both of them need to scream, neithier have a mouth, but now they dont even have anyone to hear them scream.

[lastoneout]

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

[i-wanna-be-cute]

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

[lastoneout]

[lastoneout]

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

[fieldsandfurrets-deactivated202]

You did, my leige

[lastoneout]

No, that can’t be right.

[dizzy-9906]

You use Tumblr op

[lastoneout]

I don’t recall doing such a thing.

[sssssswirly]

I redrew this picture of the cast as the characters

also I’m seeing the movie today AAAAAAAA ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[robbinthemblind]

Rest in peace my jax he got hit by a bazooka

[robbinthemblind]

Idc how corny you call me, pomni shoukdve saved jax, jax has lost literallt everythint and reverted to the most awful coping mechanism and was an awful, mean, bully making everyones lives miserable but i dont cate. He deserves to be saved, he deserves to live and be better.

The promo, with the gang inviting jax to see the movie, the arc the entire show has been building towards, it was building towards jax being saved. The promo was all framed that way, the entire show built up to him being saved. He does not have a real story if he’s not saved .

They baited a suicidal character getting a happy ending to get money.

They baited a suicidal character getting a happy ending to get money.

I hope nobody who wrote on that show touched a mentally ill character again, i hope nobody on that show touches media in general again.

[whimsy-flags]

Gay Hug Emojis! Enjoy!