Rob de Jong

@robdejongnl

Dit is de persoonlijke vergaarbak van Rob de Jong. Grappige of spraakmakende zaken die ik tegenkom in de donkere krochten des internets plaats ik hier. This is the personal repository of Rob de Jong. Almost all funny or controversial things I find in the dark recesses of the internets I post on this personal tank.

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clientsfromhell

Teaching an old retired military guy how to use a computer for the first time…

Client: “I can’t get this damned mouse-thing to work!” Me: “OK, what happens when you try to use it?” Client: (Slams the mouse against the monitor and slides it around.) “See? I can get it to move a little bit, but I can’t really get it to go where I want it to!”

humoristics

oktop

How to draw a horse by Van Oktop.

Shit Samuel L. Jackson Says

#Samuel L. Jackson

thedailywhat

Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: Former smoker Barry Chappell was flying to Europe back in 2006 and couldn’t find a place to toss his Nicorette gum. So, naturally, he decided to begin constructing the world’s largest medicated gumball.

Fast-forward to the present, and Barry’s ball is now 95,200 pieces strong, clocking in at a nauseating 175 pounds.

Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! will be rewarding Mr. Chappell for his important contribution to culture and the betterment of society live on Art & Coin TV — the DirecTV channel he co-owns — tomorrow, Thursday, January 26th, at 8 PM ET.

Learn more above Chappell’s accomplishment here, if you must.

[usatoday / ripley’s.]

robdejongnl

What. The. F*ck.