robert m. renfield.

a roleplay blog. nsfw and sfw asks open. | SUCKS TO BE HIM

[robert-montague-renfield]

You have really, really nice hair. I wish I could run my fingers thru it 🤭

“Oh.. you think? I’ve been trying to fix it up nicer lately. I’m glad someone likes it—as for the latter, I guess I wouldn’t mind.”

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Have you ever been in love before?

“… I had a wife, and a child, once. It was my mistake—my choice—to leave them, but I loved them very much. So, yes, I have.”

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Do you ever eat anything besides insects? Like the food that other people eat? If so, what’s your favorite kind of food?

“Yes, I do! Insects are simply to gain a portion of Dracula’s power—I still need regular food to survive. I enjoy mostly French or Italian cuisines. American isn’t quite my palette.”

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Please never worry about Dracula returning. If he ever does and so much as looks at you, I promise he’ll wish he hadn’t returned. I will protect you, and I love you lots ❤️

mun answer: Well, see, i have this thing where since dracula didn’t really die, he’s still his familiar & is bound to come back eventually.

muse answer:

“Really? That’s very sweet of you, truly. But there’s no need to do that for me, really, I can… protect myself.”

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Pls I just wanna hold you so much!! You seem like you haven’t been held enough…

“Oh… I, uh… well, not really. I suppose it comes with being the servant to a narcissistic vampire for ninety years. But, thank you, really!”

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This is probably a very strange thing to say and I’m sorry but you just look like the most ticklish person ever

“I’m… sorry? I mean, is that a compliment… um, thanks? Just… please don’t, ha.”

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I wish I could try some of your cookies, I bet they’re amazing!! You’re a very talented baker, I’m sure!!

“Huh, you really think so? Hm, maybe you should try some sometime. I’d be happy to share the recipe or bake some for you.”

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Have you seen any Marvel movies? I think you'd like Bucky Barnes!

“Marvel movies? Those are the ones with, ah… Iron-man and them? Truly, I haven’t seen many, but Rebecca nags me about it. I might watch some with her soon, she seems quite into them. Are they that good?”

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tag me with any other renfield roleplayers i want to interact, if there are any

if there isn’t, make one lol

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what's your favorite kind of cookie to make?

”To make? Well, I’m trying to master quite a few recipes at the moment. Snickerdoodles, oatmeal, chocolate chip—baking is very calming and I enjoy it a lot.”

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I have to say it…I think I’m in love with you

“Oh?! That’s very—I’m flattered! That’s awfully direct, I’m afraid—but… thank you?”

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Do you still live in your studio apartment or did you move out after the whole… ya know

“No.. I still live there. It’s refreshing—it symbolizes a new start, I think. I don’t plan on moving out anytime soon, actually.”

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Would you like to learn how to do any kind of crafts, like knitting or crocheting? 😄

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I’d love to! I’d bet it’d be calming and fun. I’ve never tried it before, but I think it might be fun!

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I would die for you

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Oh.. I have to say I am very flattered.. Thanks, I guess—but you shouldn’t feel that way. That’s sweet, but maybe rethink your ideals and your idols.

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I just have to know… what’s your personal opinion on the Twilight series?

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Uh.. Ah, I should’ve expected this…

I don’t hate it, it’s just… not realistic. Vampires don’t shine, Mr. Cullen. If Dracula ever found out that I’ve read it—oh, dear.

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Do you like Rebecca Quincy? :)

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of course! she’s wonderful—i look up to her so much. i want to be like her!

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why is everyone so obsessed with you? lol

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oh, i don’t know. i work for dracula.