High End Trash

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[randomreasonstolive]

Reason to Live #848

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[youaremyeverlovin]

mike’s hard hot dog water

[youaremyeverlovin]

“theres alcohol in it”

[weirdmutual-deactivated20210902]

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[10knotes]

Funny no matter your age

[gothicprep]

[kingpinnn]

Kids know.

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

I want to rescue that precious child from Trump.

[bisexualbabyyyy]

Make more male bi characters you cowards

[bigguysrus]

[ironicbs]

I will always reblog this.

[moderatelysociallymaladjusted]

Wtf chris

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

[daglout]

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[roseytint-deactivated20181213]

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

[sexwitsockson]

[xxxtictacion]

He taken a selfie with a security cam?

[vote-for-eggman]

The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear.

[maxknightley]

In retrospect, Ed Edd and Eddy was maybe the most relatable show from my childhood, in that it struck a very realistic balance between “a lot of people are going to be shitty to you for essentially no reason, sometimes without even realizing how much they’ve hurt you” and “sometimes you really, genuinely do bring it on yourself, dude.”

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[niceferatu]

im sick and i have to work tomorrow, so I’ll be one of the cursed people who comments on this post I guess

[dicaeopolis]

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

[spaceyalien]

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

[vosje]

pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE…

PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW…

PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW…

[anonymousfragger]

PEOPLE WHO CAN…

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

PEOPLE WHO CAN CAN…

[platybara-deactivated20171114]

CANS THAT CAN CAN…

[doyougiveamotherfuckzayn-deacti]

[littlelostcat]

And then there’s me:

[maybe-once-twice-three]

This last GIF. I’m in love.

[ededdandeddy]

Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.

[princeoftheatre-deactivated2013]

Well what else are you supposed to do

[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[setheverman]

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects