hiiiiiii(:

Shelby. Just another fangirl here in a sea of ships. I'm in a bunch of fandoms, but reblog whatever makes me laugh

[meetingthestoryteller]

[kaiyves-backup]

Perhaps the world of 2044 will be as different from ours as 1979 now seems from our present time. But let us also echo this wish into the future— may they have peace and happiness.

[khruschevshoe]

the final scene of merlin was so unnecessary and for what. traumatizing an entire country on christmas eve with the implications that the magical twink with the death wish has spent 1500+ years waiting by that mother fucking lake for his wet golden retriever of a mythical noble boyfriend to come back. and it DOESNT EVEN END WITH A REUNION. haunting. jail for ten thousand years. i am devouring it with pita chips and hummus.

[doggobloc]

Dog Doodles

[fairycosmos]

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

[fairycosmos]

[only-tiktoks]

[hamletthedane]

Best part is the background commentary from the other seventh graders:

Student 1: How does he do that???

Student 2, in a bored tone: he’s gay, he can do anything 🙄

[jaskaliina]

man this is so funny

[everythingfox]

Because everyone does

[depsidase]

[penguicorns-are-cool]

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

[carfuckerlynch]

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Why does this read like an insult

[anais-ninja-bitch]

wouldn't you like to know, brunch boy? you sandwich-eating so-and-so.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[nyxwoven]

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[brawltogethernow]

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

[queenstylinsxn]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

[ragnell]

no one will ever know which

[escuerzoresucitado]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

[adhdalistair]

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

[adhdalistair]

hey guys… interesting news

turns out daily intestional cramping isn’t normal

[reverbpotato]

a tragedy in two acts

[viulus]

This is actually the funniest fucking thing

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

No Bitches Beach

[actualaster]

Cannot let this stay in the tags