what!! the heck!!

20something // they/them // main blog!! // poetry enthusiast & general madman // everything I post is okay to rb //

[targetedknowledge]

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

many people don't know this

[javascript-official]

Many people don't realize

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

[britomart]

^_^ and >_< and also o_O and also T_T as well as >_> btw. if you care -_-

[probuccalfat]

stop inventing shit to be insecure about oh my god

[elexecution]

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

[ilovedirt]

subpoena

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr

[earhartsease]

alcohol

[beltsquid]

war thunder forums

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[losersimonriley]

Opened a wip I started back for new years 2025 and got to the end

[female2004]

[tranitron]

smoking my Bigarette

[im-mender]

finally. the cigarón

[geewaysgreendayhoodie]

@acvoice legit might draw cas with this

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[lordsausage]

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Like I so wish outrage about bad treatment in psychiatry was less "how come they could treat someone who wasn't even insane like that?!" and more "it is wrong that this system has the right to treat ANYONE like that, full stop"

[q-soc-official]

we all got that one bro who's got no reflection and is a metaphor for insatiable hunger