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i am not in any way gay as frick for uzi... no... no, couldn't be me

[guacoavo]

groupchat shenanigans

[robonut3071]

so, you know what happened in ep 4, Lizzy would so talk about it as gossip. It would be a long game of telephone, warped to the point that ‘it was like she was a disassembly drone with 5 arms’ became ‘the thing was a five armed disassembly drone’. Simile becoming perceived objective fact.

it would become part of worker folk tales

stories would get made

first horror

then monsterfucker romance comes into play like it did with vampires

then smut

presuming that the solver grants immortality upon its afflicted, Uzi would be alive to see it happen. The whole thing.

Imagine her wanting to strangle and kill Lizzy just for letting that story slip even though Lizzy’s dead, all because Uzi read a smut story and it was that bastardised version of herself.

[sunnylighter]

Sooner Than Later Chapter 2: I See Dead People

Chapter 2 is up.

Summary:

Uzi is being haunted, and she's getting really tired of wondering by whom.

ART

[inmyvampireempire]

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

[deervsheadlights]

[dogpuppy]

[soundlessdragon]

Mansplain: men assuming they know more than a woman about everything with less than the bare minimum effort of research, trying to look smarter than you

Hot nerd husband infodump: he actually has put years of free time research into his interests and lights up like a firefly of joy to share his knowledge when someone has a question

[subtlehysteria]

May I add some Bloody to your Mary with a dash of Adrian-Simon bestism?

[halloweentual]

gender envy is nice but what about gender appreciation? what if i don't exactly wanna go with my own gender in that direction but i'm still like "love what you've done with the place" when seeing someone's gender presentation?

[grapekn1ght]

@brunagesa ⬆️⬆️vos to me

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[faux-friend]

When a black person states that something you did was racist, chill the fuck out. Its annoying dealing with you panicking trying to dissociate yourself from racism. If you're not black, black people already assume youve said nigga or its variant at least once in your life. If they're interacting with you and bringing something up, its because they want you to stop doing that so they can still interact with you(if ur already friends)

You WILL be racist. You WILL do racist things. You have ALREADY done both. Learn and move on. There's no ideological purity you can hold on to, i promise. Proving you can take the criticism without making it a big deal and practice what you preach is better than any clean slate.

Be the kind of person black people don't have to gamble on. Shut up and lock in

[rainyloreinfinity]

I love listening to a song during a time when I haven't written or been able to write even though the idea of it plagues me and that song instills in me the best fight sequence and chapter ever. Fuck yeah, thank you Morgan Clae.

[changelingcoded]

keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it

[blixandco]

Like this?

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[sicksucculentz]

It's movie night in the Doorman household. Khan is seated in his classic recliner with his heating pad over his belly, Uzi is sitting cross legged on the farthest end of the sofa next to her mom who sits perched on the arm of the sofa. N is sitting directly next to Uzi

Khan: "hmm! can someone get the snackage please?..."

Nori slowly untucks her small solver core claws from under her little meatball spider body. She stretches some with a grunt

Nori: "pause the movie"

N picks up the remote and pauses the movie as Nori spider skittered down the side of the sofa heading for the kitchen. N suddenly springs up

N: "oh yea!!! I have frozen oil gummies!!"

N dashes off for the kitchen

Uzi: "watch your fuckin HOOVES! watch where you step big man you almost smooshed my mom!"

N swings open the freezer as Nori uses her solver to pluck up bags and tins of various different kinds of snacks for movie night.

Nori: "is it that purple wire based bullshit?"

N: "nope! but your so right for that, that stuff is kinda gross"

The two of them tread back into the living room find someone unpaused the movie while N and Nori were in the kitchen

Nori: "hey! yo-...."

Nori makes a less than amused expression as she gazes over the scene. Khan has fallen asleep in his chair with his head down, chin touching his chest, and arms crossed over his chest. Not only is Khan asleep but so is Uzi....in the exact same pose as her father. Nori and N slowly look at each other. Nori slowly shakes her head and rolls her eye

N: "is there really any doubt that's Khan's daughter?"

Nori: "not at all heheh!"

[battyboyfriend]

I forgot that writers block is evil.

Like yes I have Lagging in Love written out plot wise like what is planned to happen, but actually written out? Not yet, I need to be forced to lock in.