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My main is @l1m0nada 21 They/He

[ilovemusicalyy]

[lesbianamalvada]

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

[cieuxgris]

The Menu (2022)

[todaysbird]

[secondbeatsongs]

source

[aikaikaik]

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎Little Big Huge

🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000

🐎Father Chrysler

🐎I Like Your Shoelaces

🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS

🐎squanch

🐎of course

🐎honse

🐎Sisyphus of Plinko

🐎cheese charcuterie

Voting ended onJun 29, 2023

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

[ellevandersneed]

old man yaoist arrested in scranton

[catboymoments]

Do u guys think that in into the spiderverse there’s a spiderman that’s literally just. This dude

[robopt]

WHY IS THE CLACKY TEETH BUTTON SO BIG

[lesslaivyy]

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

[benelockee]

Shades of blue.

[pettyprocrastination]

acting like your mom makes you go “aw c’mon.” before resuming your day but acting like your father will make you sit in silence for three hours straight staring at a wall 

[julianbashir]

[ze-they]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[cryptotheism]

[Rings a tiny silver bell] Jeeves, bring me my boxes of illegal documents, you know I can't enjoy a bath without my several boxes of illegal documents.