i am therefore i is

aaah! aaaaaah!! AAAAAH!!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Here's my pickup line. Can you give your perspective as a woman?

Did you know that male seahorses give birth? Let's give birth to wonderful conversations.

[quasi-normalcy]

I think trans people should be free of the fucking medical establishment. I think once you decide to transition, you should have a hormone prescription that auto-renews for life. I think that you should only have to see doctors if you're having problems.

[zangoonse]

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

[zangoonse]

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is the final, ultimate peak of dril tweets and the signal to end the era of weird twitter forever

[kinametal]

#5 craig jones from slipknot

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sunshinetomorrow]

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

[alphabetizing-posts]

a a a a a a a and

are are are are are are

arrived at been bontle, break break

buntle? checkpoint! day do do do fond? go! go go grint

grod have have have have helps!

hey hope hope hungry? I I if if if

in indies! it. mack mend need

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trick, trinking? to to to to to tog togs! too Tumblr tunderfal vitals. you you you you you you you you you

you you you your your your your your your you’ve :-)

[folly-of-alexandria]

Honestly if Trans Guys want Forcemasc, mechsploitation, and handler over weapon stories focused on men there really is no shortage of that shit in military sci-fi.

Like just get into Halo or Warhammer.

There's whole books just on that shit. You don't have to bother trans women about it.

Just imagine John Halo is a trans man and will literally slot into all of your requirements.

[folly-of-alexandria]

I'm not even kidding

John is a boy who is kidnapped at 7 years old.

Pumped full of hormones as he grows to make him a more masculine and effective killing machine with a final surgery in mid-adolesence.

Brainwashed into absolute loyalty to a military hierarchy with very little actual sense of self.

And given a handler to point him at targets and says "kill".

It's literally all there in the text. Just go read The Fall of Reach if you actually want it.

[folly-of-alexandria]

"I want brainwashing, forcemasc, rabid-dog weapon, mechsplotation style fiction that focuses on men!"

Two of the biggest Military Science Fiction Franchises of the last few Decades:

[nullconvention]

And I do want to specifically add that if you're trans masc, you can't really just invert the trans fem experience and have something that will read coherently. You can't just appropriate transfeminity like that - and it's not a matter whether it's 'nice' or whatever, it's that trans women and trans men are not just two sides of the same coin that have parallel experiences with the phenomenon of being turned into sexual objects who are also weapons etc - because feminization is the opposite of what society wants but also what it demands, and because turning women into objectified weapons is still a twist on the standard social narratives.

Women are perverse, so transfem narratives are narratives about Becoming Perverse, Becoming Woman, the transfer from subject to object.

But trans men have a very interesting relationship with masculinity. And I see that it's often very torn. It's fraught. It's not a dynamic that's native to me, it's completely alien and it's genuinely compelling - but if you take someone like John Halo the Space Marine's narrative, there's a way that someone who's trans masc might very well see that there's something terrifying but compelling about being masculinized into a war weapon. You know it's wrong, but society loves it. You're honored and lionized. You're also a very bad person. The identity you are and need to become is inextricably linked with these narratives.

It's not perverse to be masculinized into John Halo. It's normal. You were perverse, and you're being fixed. That's society's narrative. You can be improved beyond your station, you can go from object to subject.

So no, you can't really write the same stuff. But you can write something apropos to that.

[medievaljournalist]

check this shit out

[yaldabaothadeez]

(source - timbougami on twitter)

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[pokeballvictimized]

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[indigosfindings]

why did he move like that

[evergreen-femme]

im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.

please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.

[t4t4t]

תפילה להפך – מאבן בֹחן | Prayer for Transformation, from the poem "Even Boḥan" by Rabbi Ḳalonymus b. Ḳalonymus ben Meir (1322) • the Open Si

A prayer by Kalonymus b. Kalonymus ben Meir that appears in his poem ספר אבן בוחן, יג Sefer Even Boḥan (§13), describing the author's wish t

[unabashedllamamusic]

Cursed be the one who announced to my father: “It’s a boy!"... ...How could he twist the course of the stars so much? How could he have erred so in his astrology? A lying tongue, a fool’s mouth it had given him For he foolishly transformed justice to poison He altered the law and transposed the lines

Oh, but had the artisan who made me created me instead – a worthy woman... ...I would say "how lucky am I"

Father in heaven who did miracles for our ancestors with fire and water... ...Who would then transform me from a man to woman? Were I only to have merited this being so graced by goodness...

What shall I say? why cry or be bitter? If my father in heaven has decreed upon me and has maimed me with an immutable deformity then I do not wish to remove it. the sorrow of the impossible is a human pain that nothing will cure and for which no comfort can be found. So, I will bear and suffer until I die and wither in the ground. Since I have learned from our tradition that we bless both, the good and the bitter I will bless in a voice hushed and weak: blessed are you [HaShem] who has not made me a woman.

I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little while.