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My robot GF runs windows 95 so this is very easy. Hell, sometimes we don't even make it to the sex before I'm having to ctrl-alt-delete her.

foone

fun fact: why I wrote this shitpost, I had a windows 95 VM running upstairs on my computer. I didn't know it at the time, but it had already bluescreened.

foone

NSFW

guerrillatech

despazito

I hope that little german boy is still playing fortnite und trinking cola

fadingpeacedogg

bigstupiduglyogre

dearpercocet

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

dearpercocet

Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs

dearpercocet

Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns

sirmalican

congratulations you are now a homestuck troll

dearpercocet

This is the worst possible reply to this post have a horrible day

thatsparrow

i know this is how the vampire survivors secret is phrased, but out of context, this is incredibly fucking funny to see as the title of a steam thread

jb-blunk

What people don’t get is when you comment on a post on here you’re not talking to an audience or to generalized presence or the void the way you are when making a post on here, you are talking directly to the person who made the post, to me. you are plopping down onto my lap slinging your arms around my neck looking into my eyes and saying whatever you just said bc it is my post and I am the only one getting an alert about it. You are speaking to me. And I’m going to murder you.