Neurospicy Hot Nerd Posting

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[robotgoblin94]

[imactuallyallergictolimes]

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

[wecanalldobetter]

Y’all need a fucking hug

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

You have no fucking idea

[ai-papi-deactivated20201124]

my soul never stopped shaking after you left. it hurts

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

anxiety in the streets, insomnia in the sheets

[sluttyhozier]

amanda seyfreids life in the mamma mia movie is so ideal…..living in a villa on an island in the mediterranean, sailing around the coast and eating fruit, colin firth might be ur dad….this bitch rlly had it all

[jehovahhthickness]

I hope you find someone that is emotionally, intellectually and sexually compatible to you.

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[syntacked]

“Everyone cares when it’s too late.”

— (via syntacked)

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[thepersonalquotes]

https://www.instagram.com/thepersonalquotes/

[watering76]

[animatedtext]

[nipplebruises]

@candysweetbabydoll

[spockisgaypassiton]

to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants 

feel better friend

[crollalanzaa]

You can’t not smile

[robotgoblin94]

@nipplebruises

[kharites-deactivated20190316]

When heading to the beach this summer, remember that Aphrodite encourages you to love yourself when you’re visiting her sacred birth place. Do not feel ashamed of your body, it mirrors the gods.

[mirrorsanddildos]

When girls get bored

[meoww-maid]

@volcanicunt

[nipplebruises]

@candysweetbabydoll we need guns!

[thepersonalquotes]

[mrsweasley]