I tell myself I bear witness

Chell. 30-ish. No pronouns, do not refer to me.

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[robotr0ck]

They gave my cat Claire's haircut at the vet 😭

[robotr0ck]

Tired. Bad mood. Don't know why I'm posting this lol

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[angelnumber27]

[honeysider]

[esynk]

[robotr0ck]

Guess who gulped down a drink powder with 200mg caffeine thinking it was an electrolyte drink lmao this sucks

[adz]

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

[adz]

>:(

[dumpy-dump]

warm fuzzies

[cinturongazo]

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

[snowywarmthkuya]

[robotr0ck]

Luteal phase 🥴🫠😭🥴🫠😭🫪

I really hate knowing that easily 48 hours from now I'll be an emotional mess. Depressed and hopeless and anxious. I hate PMDD and how no fucking doctor will listen to me when I say it really disrupts my life. I always get the fucking "haha tell me about it girl" response. If the whole menstruating population felt like I did half their lives society would collapse.

In other news, I told Zach I've been writing a fanfic because I'd rather him know I have any kind of creative pursuit, he works on his games in his spare time and I don't want him to think I'm only consuming, if that makes sense? Your only hobby shouldn't be consuming media, in my opinion. I saw a tweet or post or TikTok or something saying to be more well-rounded you should have a hobby that gets you moving, one that gets you to socialize, one that lets you create something, and finally one media consumption hobby, and I felt like that's a good metric. I LOVE to go on long walks and I hike when I'm out of Dallas, I do trivia with the friend group and now it'll also be D&D sometimes, I write my little fanfic (and I sometimes build those miniatures in the kits but that doesn't feel super creative because I mean the instructions are right there) and I consider myself a BIG fan of videogames. The best part is that these all require little to no money (the games I enjoy are often older so they're usually cheap, and when a new game comes out I don't feel super bad dropping $60-$70 on it because I've been playing the '90s point and clicks that cost $7.99 during the Steam sale, or that I already own in the backlog)

I've been reading more but nothing of real substance, which is fine for now, I think. If anything it makes me feel more confident in my fanfic-writing abilities because wow some of the writing in the book I'm reading (that shall remain nameless) is not great.

Unrelated to anything in the post here are pictures of my Washington trip last weekend. I was supposed to live in the woods but I'm stuck in soulless Dallas where they paint over beloved murals for FIFA ads.

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[robotr0ck]

I was never meant to know what Smartsheet is

[robotr0ck]

The post-trip depression is real and intense.

What a privilege it is to see this beautiful country. What an ache it is to come home to a place that never felt like it.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies