my existence is a momentary lapse of reason

18+ ONLY spam account for me to yap + reblog cool stuff so my main doesn't get clogged. she/it pronouns if you care

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[robottonouta]

witnessing the rapid deterioration of every single social media because everyone is letting a chatbot code their site truly is something to behold

[pjackk]

CHICACO DEEP DISH + 9 BEERS + HEAD

[pjackk]

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

[cloevr]

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[dogpuppy]

[februarytrash]

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[bearie]

thirft shop

im gonna fuck your dad

[bearie]

i was gonna do more but thats all i could think of

[bearie]

things have been bad for me lately

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[karatekamania]

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

[karatekamania]

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

[ewaneneollav]

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

[catcrumb]

[unknowwneo]

very sad that silver got stuck in the south pole dark hour