klaymen! up here

{ nonbinary | lesbian | 26 | married } { bun/buns | he/him | star/stars | they/them } hi i'm red stream Mountainhead by Everything Everything

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[parkchanwoohoo]

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[bikwin5]

TUMBLER SEXYMAN FINAL AROUND

Purple Pieman (Strawberry Shortcake)

Shy Guy (Mario)

Caveman Brothers (Wacky Races)

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

[butcher--bird]

oh hi shrike 🐈‍⬛

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

tags via @queen-mabs-revenge

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[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[aqwult]

[catasters]

[maekl029]

I have no explanation for this one. You just have to feel it

[dogpuppy]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[theunstablejester]

How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice

[theskullofjudgement]

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