What hands are you dealt?

Humor, fashion, and all the things that are sticky. 

[carelust]

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[realitytvshow]

[vivrevieavecamour]

this show was an absolute mess

[halforcdruid-deactivated2018073]

Can you imagine sitting down to create a fantasy world all your own where there are no limits and you can craft it however you desire and you’re like “well obviously there’s still homophobia”

[themotivationjournals]

You’re a work of art. not everyone will understand you, but the ones that do, will never forget about you.

Banksy  (via wordsnquotes)

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Me @ space: “what’s up with black holes” Space: “my spussy??”

[shakespork]

space is cancelled

[adarlingbabe]

Yelling

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

[themotivationjournals]

I want to have more sex, travel more, drink more wine and love life.

Zoe Saldana   (via themotivationjournals)

[dimetrodone]

This is the most relatable post I’ve ever seen on twitter

[unaliveartblog]

Princess Yue <3

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[thepowerofblackwomen]

Viola Davis is the key to everything

[internetgals]

The funniest shit I’ve read today is this tweet where someone said lightening is just God taking screenshots for judgment day

[33rockstreet]

Style by @mr.jhines /⠀ @adrog1983 || MNSWR style inspiration

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[dickasparagus]

can we talk about the fact there is a kids toy store right next to adult shop? the sign “Got toys? We do!” could be for either store. 

[barebackinq]

That isn’t a kids toy store 😅

[danger]

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

[iamtheironrain]

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

[getmehaunted]