rj, day 1 of will in vancouver: dear diary, today's the day will smith arrives in vancouver. mack's so excited he has not stopped wiggling like a fucking worm it's soo embarrassing i hope will dumps him as soon as he sees that shit
rj, day 2: dear diary, mack drove us home yesterday and to the rink today and he complained the entire time but wouldn't let will drive bc apparently he's a gentleman now god he's so lame idk how gentlemanly it is to road rage ur entire way home but it made will laugh :) thank god will drove us home he's so much better at driving than mack he only hit one pole and got lost twice but mack said it was a good try still and it was and it was kinda mack's fault anyway he sucks at giving directions
rj, day 3: dear diary, today will smiled at me and laughed at two of my jokes. will used to have the same skates as me and he likes the same protein pasta as me. when we were doing passing drills, will said i did good and that the league doesn't know what's coming!!! mack did a stupid dance on ice and i tried to hit him with a puck but will said it was funny and laughed. at night we got dinner and dada said welcome to the family and mack got really red and choked on pasta it was so gross there was pesto everywhere. maybe we could trade mack to will's family and keep will instead
rj, day 3: dear diary, how are the sharks gonna draft me too when they will probably never draft in the top 10 again? maybe mack and will could take like a year off so the team will suck enough that they get to draft me 1oa just like mack. and then i wanna play in will's line always he's my favorite player. mack can play goalie or smth or maybe we could have a line with like two centers bc i wanna play with mack too he's kinda cool when he doesn't wiggle or stare at will which will said is cute which is a lie but will is so nice he will say mack's cute even though mack sucks but i still love him but i won't tell him that because he called me a little stinker in front of will. i was mad so i tied mack's skates together with like a million knots and now mack's really mad at me and looking for me so let's sleep here in the attic ok diary
rj, day 4: dear diary, this morning will helped me untangle mack's skates while mack slept and then will made us eggs and they were the best eggs ever and when mack woke up he was grumpy bc will didn't wake him up too but then will smiled at him and then mack started smiling too he looked really stupid and happy and gross. we got coffee before practice and i got the same coffee as will and it tasted really bad but i drank it anyway and then will promised that he'd get me a ticket to one of his games :) aiden followed will on instagram and will followed him back and then will followed me too!!!!!!!!
rj, day 5: dear diary, i wish will was here always :(
Baby RJ
