this drama is too real
I can relate to this way better than I should be able to
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@robynr107
this drama is too real
I can relate to this way better than I should be able to
business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -
Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think
You are a piece of me that I need to let go
If only my camera could capture the view my eyes see ⭐ #Beach #Nature #Durban
All the best to @waynerooney 💛 He has been the reason behind my joy at times. This poster will still remain on my wall 💯🔥 #Legend #FavouriteFootballer
Lord, I'm so thankful, please don't think that I don't feel grateful. I do 🙏👑 #JuneKid #CrownBirthday #Thankful #IShareMyBirthdayWithMessi
One of the best world cup songs ever ⚽ #Nostalgia #Memories #2010FootballWorldCup #WavinFlag
⚽♥⚽♥
Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.
It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
I'd go back to December all the time💚 #FavoriteAnimal #Giraffe
Those three in red have never been my favorite goalies anyway 😂 Not a bad score though. #AboveAverage #FootballIsLife
The fact that this is a 2pm tweet and not a 2am tweet is what gets me.
She has Wild beauty that cannot be tamed by the opinion of anyone 👌
non-gendered alternative to ‘welcome ladies and gentlemen’
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG
IT’S THE FAMOUS POST SEEN ONLY IN SCREENCAPS
I find this absolutely hilarious
heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school
literally no one
an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom
person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?
me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee
person: alright good luck
actual highschool party I’ve been to
person: I brought beer!
people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh
person: want some?!?!
Me: no I don’t drink
person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA
On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.
6th period math:
friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?
me: nah I’m good.
friend: cool.
Lunch
Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??
Us: not really
Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here
Guy: do you want a cigarette?
Me: I don’t smoke
Guy: good, don’t start
(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)
Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol
The last one
The twilight one was the plot twist?
If 666 is evil then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil