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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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AnasAbdin
Sade Olutola
noise dept.
Mike Driver
Kaledo Art
Love Begins
if i look back, i am lost
todays bird
Acquired Stardust
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
dirt enthusiast
Discoholic 🪩
art blog(derogatory)
shark vs the universe
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@rockbiterb01
Where does lasagna come from?
Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast
thought it comes from caves
am i thinking of QUARTZ again
easy mistake
ah, nuts
(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)
you are thinking of quartz again
im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab
if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right
t'es woke toi🫵 toi t'es un WOKE LEFT😡 tu supporte les TRANS pis les pronoms toi🏳️⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? mes pronoms? ☝️qué/bec⚜️ ☝️fran/çais🇫🇷 ☝️bar/be/cue🔥 ☝️go/habs/go🏒
💙bleu pis rose🩷 toi c'est quoi tes pronoms hein?🤨 vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms🫵 👴joe/bi/den?🇺🇸 💅ru/paul?🏳️🌈 j'vas prier pour tois🙏
that one screenshot of anthony bourdain taking valium on a plane and tweeting about applejack being a lesbian belongs in the louvre
culturally significant work
clavicular = the protagonist of our tale. a frail man desperately clinging to the semblance of virile strength given to him by his looks but understood by most and even by his loyal followers to be a pathetic and clownish figure
almost caught a career-ending cortisol spike = almost had an anxiety attack that could've ruined his career and reputation as a streamer
after a larpmaxxed stacy = after a woman just as desperately pretending to be gorgeous and confident
tried jesterfying him on stream = attempted to make him into an object of ridicule in front of his live audience as he streamed
by calling him a good boy = by calling him a good boy (this is supposed to be sexually emasculating)
while he was mid-mog = while he was in the middle of winning a contest of unbothered masculinity
between 2 low-tier normies = between himself and two other young men less concerned with projecting an ill-conceived ideal of virility
at ASU = at arizona state university in fair tempe where we lay our scene
grabs your boobs and shuffles them around like they're cups in a shell game
the cups are lifted and there's nothing underneath. Meanwhile, the top of Vinny "Quick-fingers" Sanchez' zoot suit is looking suspiciously well filled-out
Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery
How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets
Why don't you ask my new vagina...
“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
hehehehe puts your hajd in warm water while you sleep
does anyone know why i just peed
ok can i get an agnostic's opinion now
let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck
Baby's first parallel park!!1!
Had to say a brand new sentence today: sorry my grandpa made you watch AI tiktoks at lunch
The one of few times I played warrior cats, I played as a medicine cat and pretended to give everyone ibuprofen for the ailments
it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.
i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy
