Can't Baek My Eyes Off You

Kpop ♥ Editing ♥ Anime ❤ Books (The struggles of a multifandom) I'm on a secret adventure within my mind~

[hotmessrepresentation-deactivat]

i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

[albatris]

do I love vampires (yes) or do I just love gross violent body horror monsters radiating existential dread that eat people (yes)

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[catchymemes]

[kushblazer666]

[yourfriendfrogs]

[royalhandmaidens]

sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

[royalhandmaidens]

the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel

[royalhandmaidens]

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE

[vivianamphibian]

howl & sophie 🌷🌼

[cant-afford-lobotomy-deactivate]

[oneslimybastard]

In a modern setting Astarion would have precisely two ways of dressing himself with no in-between, neither are good, a scientific diagram:

It's a 50-50 gamble which form you'll spot in the frozen food aisle at 3 am

[precariouswizardry]

[charlesoberonn]

"A little" is exactly how much time you'll live.

[sexygaywizard]

Hater doesn't want to see a wizard balling

[unbotheredmuse]

[jkthinkythoughts]

This is the most painfully accurate thing I’ve seen all day.

[1five1two]

'The Cat's assembly'. Quint Buchholz.

[vampiregf-deactivated20260316]

do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires

[cyberth0t-deactivated20260111]

"The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here."

(inspired by an incredible tiktok i saw yesterday, username cosm1cegg)

[miyaneatworld]

The rest of the party vs the rogue

[tastysemochka]

from that day on I was his

[saltska]

Rough concepts for a masquerade ball in the upper city with subterfuge missions and a dance with your companion. One can dream 🥹

who should i draw next for the ball? XD