rocket-surgeon-offical

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

Hello! I am a rocket surgeon! Ask me anything and I will answer with 100% accuracy using my extensive education and advanced IQ.

[killer-offical]

can everyone give me their hear me outs. you better not give me some conventionally attractive shit✋️ ok

[turtlesarecats]

procrastination

[techsupportslenderman]

spaceships

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

...

[herbert-west]

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

Umm...

I am so thankful for anesthesia.

So, so thankful.

[woman-becomer]

All right guys I don't know if it's going to make things better, but action needs to be taken so I have changed the pH level of the entire ocean to negative 100. I'm not a scientist so I don't know what that will do but I'm hoping for the best

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

I'm sure this will have 0 lasting ramifications to the environment and life as we know it.

[argon-offical]

i’m bored af sooo…

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

Could someone do this with me? Maybe? Please?

[shakespeareofficialaccount]

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

@post-unuwuifer @yes-im-youtube-kids @microsoft-edge-real @the-red-planet-mars @bingle-official

@wordswordsorswordswords @india-reblogs

[the-blood-son-robin]

Bucket 😭

Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in

And this is open, literally anyone is free to join

But here are my recent favourites

@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo

[reality-of-prime]

Shoe rack. WOW

@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski

[polockski]

Car door

@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

My younger brother???????

@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!

[ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead]

oh uhm

my cat…

@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

[bugwolfsstuff]

my earphone

@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13

[random-indian-girl]

The tears of Nerakhis musical...

@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert

[thatchaoticbookworm]

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

[miasago]

My magnesium lotion

@fancysheepnacho @souperache

[fancysheepnacho]

My notebook

@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

[coffee--spill]

Raccoon plushie 🥹

Open tags

[your-local-blackhole]

cucumbers

snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D

@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join

[th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs]

Banana plushie

@fische--bowwl bro my only @

[mcdonaldsmccowboy]

UHM cast iron skillet full of oil and rubber

Open tags idk

[teapotsoffcialyup]

my water bill

TAKE IT PLEASE PLEASE

@bacone-official @genderqueer-offical @coffee--spill @andromeda-offical @thegayriley @waiter-offical

[bacone-official]

american idiot album by green day

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical @coffee--spill @coffee-shop-offical @skyan-official @cranberry-branflakes @chartreuse-official

[dying-pen-offical]

A pillow! ^^

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @confused-cookie-blog + anyone else?

[sacabambaspis-offical]

My Poseidon keychain

Bake his ass

@ieatmacbooks @aciddbandyeentrio @a-lil-bit-weird @killer-offical @kirapjo0818 @touakicatsss @stawpicouldadroppedmacroissant @snail-offical @singapore-offical @anonmous-offical @duckofmisfortuneoffical @faefyre01 @im-bad-at-names-okay @your-boy-story @unliterary-nonsense @thegayoverlord2763 @normal-offical @official--offical @rocket-surgeon-offical and anyone I missed and open tags :D

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

I'll toss in a couple dozen friendship bracelets.

Open tags!

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

Get saca’ed

AHHH!

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

Hey guys, Pride Month's over. You know what that means.

[theangelcatalogue]

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

*sniffles*

That's not true...

[herobrine-offical]

I kinda wanna make minecraft skins of officals. idk :P

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

If you make me a skin, I will wear it.

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just saying it will be used.

[herobrine-offical]

Doth thou hath a refrence?

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

No. I'm sorry. I have failed you.

[herobrine-offical]

Rocket Surgeon Offical | Minecraft Skin

Literally a rocket

Guess you're a sentient rocket with a medical licence now. congratulations?

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

Thank you!!!

I love it! <3

[halcionic]

which planet are you?

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

I was not prepared to get psychoanalyzed by a "Which Planet Are You?" quiz.

[doxxer-offical]

Betcha can't find me! ;)

-@rocket-surgeon-offical

Ooh, we got a smarty pants here. You live at 36.016962885934646, -115.09325643412967 and work at 29.552795843051236, -95.09329863386061. Someone to match my intellect for sure.

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

Did...

Did you just make a stupid pun about a street name?

...

I think I'm in love.

[herobrine-offical]

I kinda wanna make minecraft skins of officals. idk :P

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

If you make me a skin, I will wear it.

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just saying it will be used.

[herobrine-offical]

Doth thou hath a refrence?

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

No. I'm sorry. I have failed you.

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

guess what?

...

What?

...

Why?

[shattered-glasswork]

...

chicken butt

...

Turkey thigh

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

I have been tricked,

Played-a-fool,

Bamboozled,

Hoodwinked,

Duped,

Double crossed,

and a bunch of other synonyms I currently don't have the patience to type out at the moment.

You may have won this round, but don't think I'll be so easy to deceive next time! I won't forget this!

[the-house-on-ash-tree-lane]

made one of these 👍

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

Mutuals? Followers? Complete strangers who just want to participate for funsies I guess?

Who is me to you.

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

*touch* damn. Ur cold.

Thank you???

[herobrine-offical]

I kinda wanna make minecraft skins of officals. idk :P

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

If you make me a skin, I will wear it.

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just saying it will be used.