Forget The Boss

  I came out here to attack people and honestly I'm having such a good time right now.

[fateswinds]

Would the reporter be desperate enough for money to join Team Rocket

Let’s just say Raven would only get that desperate if everyone only used credit.

[rocketreborn]

#cash is easier to pickpocket and can't be traced back to you That's a very Rocket thing to do you twerp.

[surpriserocketinterviews]

You know you could get better interviews if you joined Team Rocket. You could even be their official reporter.

Pass. I’m not going to give up my Pokémon for a pair of Zubat, or to be a member of a criminal organization.Besides, if it comes down to it all I really need to do is challenge the team members to Pokémon battles for on the spot interviews, so I’m good.

[rocketreborn]

[[Distant yelling]] GOOD, WE DON’T NEED A REPORTER.

[surpriserocketinterviews]

No, but your team could use more than three Trainers that are decent at battles. Maybe you should consider handing out flyers to anyone who gets their second badge? ((Remember to insert sniggering picture here later))

[rocketreborn]

Or maybe think of handing your Grunts some better Pokémon

Aw you think you're cute. That's the point of a complete remodeling now isn't it, kid?

[surpriserocketinterviews]

You know you could get better interviews if you joined Team Rocket. You could even be their official reporter.

Pass. I’m not going to give up my Pokémon for a pair of Zubat, or to be a member of a criminal organization.Besides, if it comes down to it all I really need to do is challenge the team members to Pokémon battles for on the spot interviews, so I’m good.

[rocketreborn]

[[Distant yelling]] GOOD, WE DON'T NEED A REPORTER.

[rocketreborn]

What pokemon do you have?

[processintegrated]

how did you become a team rocket admin

well for one i figured that grinding my pokemon and not using like 2 shitty ones would get me further so 

[processintegrated]

*holds out TV News mic* Will you be seeking out his son Silver to take his father's place?

That kid’s about as bright as his oxidized namesake and useful as jello in a french fry factory.

[processintegrated]

What will it take to bring Giovanni back?

Who says we need the Boss?

[processintegrated]

Gotta ask. If you're a Rocket Admin, where were you when Red and Gold destroyed Team Rocket

On vacation.