૮ ･ ﻌ･ა it's levi

🦊💕🐺 ⚡The Enby of All⚡ 🏳️‍🌈30 rats in a trenchcoat🏳️‍🌈 🔮do good recklessly🔮 ⭐BLACK LIVES MATTER⭐

[kitsune-sam]

Stede's crew complaining about having no pirate flag

Stede: Alright! Arts and Crafts time everyone!

The crew:

[transmascskywalker]

david jenkins is the hero we needed

[proskatersora]

after stede and edward stop fighting eds gonna be like "fuck.. sorry about all your books.." and stedes gonna be like "oh no matter i have secondary copies of every one" then he's gonna open another secret passageway and lucius is gonna be in there eating paper

[lycanthrowup]

Travis: I’ve been dropping them the most obvious hints for like a century now and no response.

Gable: Wow, they sound stupid.

Travis: They aren’t really. They’re so smart. Just not about the feelings.

Gable: Maybe you need to be more obvious. Like, I don’t know, tell them, hey, I love you.

Travis: Hey, Gable, I love you.

Gable: Yeah, exactly like that. If that flies over their head then I’m sorry, but they’re way too dumb for you.

Travis:

[locusimperium]

[swan-archive]

locusimperium:

A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 

Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 

Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares

1 cup unsalted butter, softened

1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.

Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 

Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.

Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

[brawltogethernow]

So I tried this recipe.

And it is GREAT.

It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

[davetheshady]

Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

[mxxnlit-witch]

I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!

[dduane]

Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably won’t do a grocery shopping till the weekend).

[amyamychan]

The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Haven’t tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.

[babyanimalgifs]

Birds playing volleyball 

(Source)

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

they kind of suck at it

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[beaniebabyaday]

todays beanie is: tabasco the bull!

[thequantumranger]

ピカチュウのなつやすみ (1998)

[crows-rook]

I am a Seeker in the service of the Divine. I am a warrior of truth

Dorian: Tell me, Cassandra: did your family throw suitors at you?

Cassandra: My uncle did, waves of them – until I broke one's arm. Then there were fewer.

Dorian: I must admit I never tried that.

Cassandra: It was an accident. Well... mostly an accident.

Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast, former Seeker of Truth and lover of Varric's Swords and Shield Series

A moodboard for our favourite Seeker

[unfollowing]

[drefvalentine]

[ID: “I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life” “I know this, and I love you” meme from Parks and Rec edited. In the first image, the face and white hair of Travis Matagot is edited over the face of the person saying “I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.” In the second image, the hat, hair and face of Captain Orimar Vale is edited over the face with the text now reading “you couldn’t possibly be more incorrect”]

Travis…. you’re the worst, an absolute garbage stink man

[hraishin]

That's it. That's the entire Burza Nyth arc right there. Nothing else happened.

[spinsterwolf]

This idea haunted me for ages like one of the Broker’s spooky butlers

[cryskir]

I wanted to draw the Cats song from that @campaignskyjacks episode but my body physically rejected drawing a single jellicle, so here are my 4 brain cells reacting to Arne Parrott‘s beautiful cat orgy musical number instead

[cryskir]

I consider all of you my friends

[linovadraws]

Skyjacks is a very serious podcast about two immortals, an eldritch child, and twitchy necromancer trying to Weekend at Bernie’s their way through a life of crime and it’s A+ great.