Spread Your Wings and Sail Out To Me.

Alice in Chains, Deftones, Art, <3 Bf, Randomness Etc.

[pearljaam]

[theblogofeternalstench]

[radicalduck]

"I'd better not get charged twice!!!"

THE POINT OF ME ASKING YOU TO SLIDE YOUR CARD AGAIN IS BECAUSE IT DIDNT WORK THE FIRST TIME YOU FUCK

[rocketskateskatie]

Me, A cashier: *ringing up customer* How are you doing today, ma'am?

Customer: *silence* ...

Me: "Will this be all for you today?"

C: ...

Me: "Alright, your total is $6.72."

C: *hands me credit card*

Me: "Do you need your receipt?"

C: ...

Me: *hands her items* Have a good day!

C: Thanks.

👀 So, you can hear me you rude bitch.

[workplacesupportgroup]

when new coworkers ask what your name is

[talesfromacashier]

LAST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MUSIC !!!!!!!!!!

me:

[afroman-dan-deactivated20160627]

It really grinds my nuts how customers talk to store staff from corporate owned retail stores as if they were some Mom/Pop owned business.

“Oh you can’t change the discount percentage? I come here all the time to buy my supplies for my projects. You’re going to lose money and business.”

Like, okay bye. Staff doesn’t give a fuck. In reality CORPORATE doesn’t give a fuck either. Only reason they “DO” is for PR purposes and Managers/Supes don’t want to get shitcanned.

“Oh your registers are down? Can’t you guys just use pen & paper and a calculater?”

HAHAHAHAHAHA, no. All transactions have to be on record for corporate. If it’s off the books then there’s no guarantee it’ll make it’s way into the system once the system is up. Better safe than sorry. Either wait or leave.

“Oh, I thought you guys automatically put the money back into my bank account? I don’t have my card.”

Oh right! I forgot! You shop @ target and signed up for their rewards card which you tied to your bank acct. Well guess what?! This isn’t target. I guess you forgot you signed up for that too, right? “10% off though fuck it”, right?! ahahahahahahahaha

[blurredpix3ls]

Retail Rants

Retail Rant #1:

“Do you have any other _________?”

- We actually don’t like selling shit so we store all the ones you don’t see in the back…

[boudiccababy]

when people think i won’t be able to eat all that pizza

[tomhiddletson]

Not enough for me? You are everything.

[cigartate]

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good.

(via zackisontumblr)

[1929nt2]

[pogo-pogo]

I lov this pic

[gh0stofjealousy-blog]

[oh-so-polite-indeed]

DAVE GROHL GODDAMMIIITTTT

[pac-if-ic]

[shadowwhisper123-deactivated201]

Original theatrical posters from the Disney Renaissance.

[thequeenbey]

[yoncehaunted]

Happy Anniversary to Single Ladies! (10.13.08)