Just a bunch of assholes standing in a circle

Grow me a garden of roses, paint me the color of sky and rain. Summer. 21. I am the rockin pocket rocket.

[antisemitisminfandoms]

Wanda and Pietro wearing “Please Return to Magneto” T-shirts

And Eric wearing an “I am Magneto (Was the Helmet Not Obvious Enough?” T-shirt

[rockinpocketrocket]

How to know I watched a new show/movie and I liked it: *aggressively reblogs everything about it in sight*

[kellybuttons]

living in Florida is like walking through someone's mouth

OH GOD….The accuracy of this statement is disgusting. I’ve always described it as living on a giant dirty penis. 

Not just because of the shape but also because…It’s hot, It kinda smells funny, and you know every time mother nature has an orgasm we get hit with a hurricane… or four. 

[rockinpocketrocket]

ever just get like ridiculously randy for no reason at all?

[adoringemiliaclarke]

“I am a bit [ scared of fame]. I like my life and couldn’t imagine anything changing. I am very close to my family in England. My brother is my best friend and my father gives the best advice. Alongside Game of Thrones, I’m making film after film at the moment, so I miss my family.” – Emilia Clarke

[idiopathicsmile]

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

[oknope]

quotes of the day to motivate me: “work until your bank account looks like a phone number" 

[lexlifts]

$9.11

[nahhfr]

Adulting

Me: *gets paid on Friday* *broke by Tuesday* *survives off of $8 for two weeks*

[step-rad]

my favorite 

[thepigeongazette]

I’m baaaaccccckkkkkkk more or less in one piece hoowah!

[neckkiss]

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

[hawwkette]

Team Hawkguy things ⟼ Purple Wardrobe

[priceofliberty]

[drunkstereotype]

“While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”

[scissorsandthread]

Peanut Butter Cup Bars | A Beautiful Mess

I love to cook, but I hate cooking. Does anyone else get what I mean?! The thought of cooking something myself and all the declicious recipes out there are so tempting, but so much work… guh. So I love easy no cook recipes like these amazing PBC bars. And when I say easy, I mean it - so easy you could even make multiple batches and eat them one after the other in a matter of hours…if you wanted to. No judging here! But may I suggest instead that you make a few batches, wrap some bars in baking paper, pop them in a pretty little box and give them as gifts? Your friends & stomach will thank you!

[uvm-si-mba]

[jessehimself]

lokicolouredglasses:

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

[kenobiwalker]

“Before creation itself, there were six singularities, then the universe exploded into existence and the remnants of this system were forged into concentrated ingots… Infinity Stones.”

[theavengers]

MCU cast + gag reels