part-time reaper

rock monopoly is just like playing normal monopoly but i kill you with a rock

[rockmonopoly]

hi 2025

rococo “rockmonopoly” katamari | he/they | 23

> i race car, skate board, sew costume, mine craft, urban explore, and fan art.

> i draw on one layer because the idea of another scares me.

> things i have lit on fire in order: fish tank, car, pc, coat, microwave popcorn, another car, ssd

other blogs:

mcyt: @wemmblogger

aesthetic: @maouaes

this is my personal and main blog, so follow and read with caution. i complain a lot. i vent here, bc it’s my house. i do not tag with subject matter warnings. i also don’t often follow people, and frequently unfollow. many such cases.

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[rockmonopoly]

I’ve had an exponentially greater appetite since returning home which is a good sign I guess but also terribly annoying

[rockmonopoly]

Woke up so wrong I started reading dsmp fanfic again

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[rockmonopoly]

Terminal genshin impact brain disease back home from my trip and I cannot stop playing this is how I relax

[madhushaala]

A very common misconception within the south asian community. So glad she addressed that. (x)

[edwinas]

Her name is Gazal Dhaliwal and she’s a screenwriter. She talk about her life here and here.

She’s the writer for Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga, an upcoming Indian coming-of-age romantic comedy-drama with a lesbian couple.  She was also the dialogue writer for Lipstick Under My Burkha, which depicts the secret world, including the sex lives, of four small-town Indian women. She contributed to the screenplay for Wazir and Qarib Qarib Single. 

[adhd-vibes]

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

[adhd-vibes]

my benevolent puppeteers

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[geigercuntter]

I have loved people i should’ve beaten with sticks instead LOL

[senatortedcruz]

[threedollarsdotcom]

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[redstonedust]

i wanna see more stories with a time skip epilogue where at least one character has clearly transed their gender and it isnt really remarked upon. bonus if none of them were remotely hinted to be trans until that moment because i think it'd be funny to watch a fandom react to that. your blorbo's happily ever after involves being a woman. dont worry about it.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[bird-butch-moved]

being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

[drdaanvondutch]

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

[imgonnaeatthatglitter]